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Clearly it's metropolitan Chicago.

wretched

I always wanted to learn just enough russian and german to yell and curse angrily at people.

I don't have all day. I could fill pages with that stuff. Computer parts, car parts, bike parts, paintball, random gadgets, weapons, chemicals, etc etc etc.

Don't we all...but you can't buy those. Actually, what am I saying? Of course you can. Bike stuff Ixil Silencer exhaust ~$650 Romatech radiator guard and crash guards ~$150 Ermax rear hugger ~$100 Shogun swing arm sliders ~$50 Garmin Zumo GPS ~$500 And of course... Dodge Ram 2500 Quad-Cab SRT-10. $whoknowsbutwaytoomuch Just in case I ever need to tow a four-ton boat down the Autobahn. But I'd have to take a second job or resort to highway banditry to pay for gas.

I generally target anyone who gets paid a lot of money to do something they thoroughly enjoy anyway, so chances are that'll include most upper-echelon executive types anyway. I love how severely we've hijacked this thread, by the way.

I was thinking en masse, but that's a good start.

If only there were a way to destroy the incomes of professional athletes so easily and irreversibly.

whorebat cager unmitigated expunge

Did you throw a large capacitor at him while he was up there, too? I'll be disappointed if you didn't.

Truck Dismount and Stair Dismount

As always, I'm an acoustic guitar player and composer.

It sure is. I'd still hit it? That Cher song where her voice is modulated up and down because she apparently wants to cover up her deteriorating range with an attempt to be electro-hip.

But they pale in comparision to Nihilists. Yes. I am.

Pastafarianism is the name of an emergent religion based around the belief that the universe was created by an entity known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was inspired by an open letter written to the Oklahoma school board, using satire to illustrate why teaching Creation and Intelligent Design theory alongside of Evolution in high school science classes makes exactly as much sense as teaching the FSM gospel. It evolved into an internet fad of sorts. More information is available at http://www.venganza.org/ including the original letter and many other hilarious things.

If anything, global warming will benefit me briefly by lengthening the riding season before it finally ruins the food supply and I have to go road bandit in a combined Mad Max/Road Rash style with my bike and a length of galvanized steel chain.

I've had the emblem on my car for over a year now. But no, I'm not dressing like a pirate.

Only one of those games is any good at all. And since no modern game can be installed here, I suggest the minigames which are foten found inside those other games. Like Doom 3's "Turkey Puncher", or perhaps System Shock 2's "Swine Hunter". PS: ths thread reminds me of the ultraviolent Pacman I used to have, wherein the ghosts were replaced by giant spiders and sharks and such which would kill Pacman in a number of bloody and painful ways. Hint: The good one isn't Halo

Classic. There was a guy named A Pimp Named Slickback on my server last night.

Good news everyone! "The earth's core MAKES oil, we are not going to run out." - Larry, Rapture Ready, 2007-Oct-02

I almost made that joke this afternoon. Now I'm glad I didn't. Jimmy Eat World - The Middle .... I have no particular hatred of Jimmy Eat World, but that fucking song is so goddamned upbeat it makes me want to commit act of violence. It's one of those ridiculous "it'll all work out and you're awesome regardless of the cold, hard truth of the universe" bullshit feel-good songs.

The Trews Dave Matthews Band Go Betty Go

It won't make much sense unless you've played Portal (which you should because it's fucking awesome) but just think...crazy homicidal AI.

Eh...the guy's voice gets to me. Same with Something Corporate. System Of A Down too, for that matter.

Long Way Round Technically it's a documentary-ish thing, but, you know...who cares? Also, it has Ewan McGregor and Charlie Boorman. Riding motorcycles around the world with their millions of dollars. Now they're doing it in Africa. Lucky friggin bastards.