Lauren

you should've got a receptionist for your home. mhmm.

hey adam, stfu. kthnx.

women don't usually carry around vaseline. most have some sort of lip balm (regular vaseline) and some carry around lotion (vaseline intensive care). i carry around both but only because i need to be fully moisturized at all times. i have extremely soft hands. i carry around nivea creme in my purse and my pencil care and i use burt's bees on my lips.

what can i say.

i would always go with a group of friends. i am fairly certain that i will get raped if i go out alone. when i babysat kids and the dads drove me home, i was very nervous. and i think i may have convinced the parents to get me an ipod. but mon was drunk so who knows.

adam, that's how my bunny died too. i named her laura, after myself.

i don't have a box for you to put the memo in. if you called and told my mom to pass on the news, she might have forgotten.

eww. not to sound like a jerk, and it's a horrible way to learn it, but now you know that your dog is an ass and should be kept away from the animals of the gods (a.k.a. kittens).

i can deal with sweat. but does it smell like alcohol puke? is it like, don't wear your nice sandles because there is no way to walk around all the puke on the buses? perhaps i should invest in some hipwaiters?

i feel very bad for you. there is nothing cuter in this whole world than little baby kittens.

is it, like all over the bus? do the buses always smell like alcohol puke (i hate no smell more than alcohol puke)?

i don't want my babies to die because i was too lazy to recycle. or because some stupids though not voting green was a good idea.

i love how the u.s. can have enough power to blow up the world 6 times over, but they freak out when korea has missiles that can''t get out of the sea of japan.

people puke on each other on the bus? is this a usual thing?

yeah well i wasn't there. thanks for inviting me, guys.

i'm a geographical lesbian.

dylan got in with the mob on beverly hills, 90210. he started dating the mob bosses daughter and dylan is a shady character so they invited him right in.

theres a laurenhatesflorida. no there isn't.

why will my life become public transit? what if i never want to leave campus?

so can i..

my parents would see me naked, again.

i don't know where i'd be without meat alternatives.

i get salads from places, usually. once, i had to eat a veggieburger to be polite because they were made specifcally for me (they didn't ask me if i wanted one..). the problem is, i don't like the tatse of hamburgers. so that sucked.

i hate when one or two people cause a team to lose. friggin' paige steele... LOSE SOME WEIGHT!

if its a nice day and no more than 5 blocks, i will walk. i've never really taken the bus and when i have it's from toronto to newmarket and that sucks very much. i would prefer to drive myself but haven't yet the proper legal requirements, so parents drive me or friends do (i have to give the far away ones gas money, of course).