Lauren

yeah, what meg said.

i said i have nice boobs. that's bragging. and the tummy is nothing i hide under a one-piece.

i don't get it. maybe because it's three o'clock in the morning, or maybe because you make no sense.

i'm not. i'm just realisitic. i wear nice clothes that show off what God gave me and stuff, i just know what's up.

maybe in their more to love issues. despite what i say, i really don't think i'm fat. i'm just not nearly in good enough shape tummy-wise to pose for playboy.

the price is not tomorrow.

whatever the price is, i'll pay it. ya know what? no one ever calls me laurie except my mom. i like it, but no one ever uses nicknames with me except my parents and joel. mom calls me rory, dad calls me laur or lawr and joel calls me everything. when he's being frank, he calls me laur.

my birthday is in 13 days.

i would rather live a week less and eat what i want.

to see a naked 17 year old (although i consider myself 18)? not worth it.

joel would get hurt and i couldn't do that to him. poor innocent joel...

for 5: 170 calories, 10 grams of fat (16% daily value), 7g saturated fat and .1 g trans fat (35% dv), 5mg cholesterol (2% dv), 17 g sugars and 17g (6% dv) carbs. but as i said, we son't eat meat, so let's eat chocolate. 4% dv of iron!

a) i really couldn't b) you wouldn't do anything about it anyways

i can't. i will have two drinks and then i will be a slut. i cannot allow that.

he's right. it's bocce.

the name, perhaps?

nevar! 78iamspammingtonight

i can always taste the alcohol in alcoolic beverages. blah!

i hate bocci ball. i have never played it, but i just assume it is a viable thing to detest with my entire being.

me too. so i ate 5.

sometimes when my mom or dad makes bacon, i can hear it beckoning me. "lauren! lauren!" it cries in between wild spats of grease. i am lying.

seems like too much work, when in the end the drink still tastes like alcohol and all you really wanted to do was get drunk.

i believe someone fielded your query on the last page.

we never got to play it for history. in canada, you don't get much american history, unless you take american history in grade 11. friggin louis riel being such a history hog...

i don't get to 'graduate'.