Lauren

not having to work. or working the same hours as my boyfriend (same store, different department).

my boyfriend. he can actually read my mind, i swear to god. and he is always there, even when some friends aren't. and he's amazing in bed. site you most frequent?

baseball. by far. what would you change your name to if you could? first, middle or last name.

a big slab of beef... if someone went as far as making me food, why would they ignore my vegetarianism? how do you take your coffee?

i can't say because he always gets me lil gifts, even if its just a sheet of bus tickets. a real surprise would be actually booking the trip to montreal that we want to take but have been too busy to plan. what color is your bedspread?

moffatts, easy. they are able to harness the power of sex. fav beatles album? or else fav rolling stones album. you're either beatles or you're stones and if you are neither, get off my board right now.

i painted my toe nails the colour i should have painted my finger nails. now i look at my toes and wish my finger nails were the same colour ;) it was my sister's polish and i will never get that moment back. what is your first memory?

new blow dryer and boots from jamie, makeup from my sister, giftcard to starbucks from my other sister, a record player, new shaving accouterments, 50 dollars, pajamas from my parents. necklace and sheets from jamies mom and a clothing item from jamie's sister (i haven't got it yet but i know its clothes).

he is too dramatic for his own good. thats why i don't care about him. and i guess thats why people read his twitter. who will be the next person that does next to nothing that pisses matt off, forcing him to close some account and redesign his website and have user accounts but then take them away but them bring them back with special rules? so much work to keep up with so much rewardless drama.

there is something to be said about overpopulation. when deer keep their same populations and human steal their land, causing huge population densities, humans take it upon themselves to do mass slaughters. but when humans do the same thing to each other and people start dying because we just cannot sustain ourselves at our growing rate, we need to make sure everyone lives to perpetuate the problem. i'm by no means suggesting cruelty or any -cides, but is it better to have the earth crumble so no future life is possible, or to make sacrifices so more people are able to keep living? i would love to have a huge family with like 4 kids, but i won't because it isn't responsible on a global scale. people keep having unplanned pregnancies, making me feel bad about my reproduction. its like that movie idiocracy, when all the smart parents have fewer or no kids because it is ruining the world, and then the world just becomes a place that no intelligent person wants to have children in.

excellent.

my hell would be perpetual bad hair days. or a land of misogyny.

yes it did. although i hate to indulge s.d.t., i will. because i love nothing more than talking about myself. 1. What is your name: lauren l. a. (i'm trying to keep my full name from appearing when i search it in google) 2.four letter word: love 3. A boy's Name: lorenzo 4. A girl's Name: lady lazarus 5. An occupation: lone ranger 6. A color: lapis 7. Something you wear: lingerie 8. A food: leeks 9. Something found in the bathroom: listerine 10. A place: laos 11. A reason for being late: laxitive 12. Something you shout: laundry 13. A movie title: love, actually 14. Something you drink: lemon water 15. A musical group: led zeppelin 16. An animal: lioness 17. A street name: laurier 18. A type of car: lambo 19. The title of a song: lady in red 20. A hobby: lancing that wasn't too fun.

i don't think that would be hell.

really? because it looks like you do.

woah its like seinfeld, everything is related!

i must be too young still. i can't really remember that much without prompting. what i remember is all that teenagers remember; losing virginities, first time smoking/drinking/weed etc., breakups, all that. and all the music.

only 4 or 5 things happened this year. 2009 will be a section thin in the history textbooks.

thats not even protesting. those people just accept everything that comes their way. i suppose they are the opposite of protesters then. i'm sad you even brought them up alongside discussion of protesters.

sounds like a good thing that i've never heard of this enuff z'nuff business.

i remember my mom demanding to know the password to my first email address. i still don't know why she thought that it was any of her business. can't remember the email address though.

i agree with the above, yet i still believe in the power of protesting. while the imposers of rules may know all the pros and cons, they may not realize how big a deal that change might be, nor how many people are affected. hence, protesters.

i did too. she was dead to the world already, she may as well save electricity.