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That was terrible. The show was way better.

Er - Wilde is the king. We all know this. However, Jack Whyte is a stunning poet. *nudges elly* ETA: I FOUND THE BESTEST POEM EVARSDJFPS HU!!! (By Jack Whyte. Because he's that awesome.) LE MOT JUST... We were arguing one evening, as the sun was going down, About the names we give to groups: The old Collective Noun. We had gone through prides of lions; schools of fish; brigades of foot, When I wondered, "What's collective for the poor old prostitute?" Well! I felt as though I'd stepped upon a hidden hornets' nest, For each man proposed an answer, and each swore his was the best! We'd a treasury of trollops, and a tragedy of trulls; An entire Who's Who of hookers and a calamity of culls... We'd a pastry cook among us who, in tribute to his arts, Put forth the obvious image of a tempting tray of tarts, While a fishmonger there present, who was more than slightly nuts, Proposed the odious and malodorous catchphrase "a slab of sluts!" Then our resident militiaman cried out "A troop of tramps!" But he was shouted down in favour of a vile vendue of vamps; A convention of solicitors; a haggling horde of whores; Such invention for the ladies whom society deplores! No, the task of giving pride of place was not a simple one. The concubinage of courtesans might easily have won, Or the hostile hiss of hustlers, but we had to share the rose Between a bright fanfare of strumpets and an anthology of pros...

Incredibles!! Going with Boond tomorrow?

I love the part where Edna's leading Helen to the secret vault place and she says into the security thing, "Ed..NAH!" *gun trains on Helen" "....and guest." I still chuckle to myself at that.

Because it had no plot. Just because it's about vampires and werewolves, doesn't it mean it can just not make sense and have no plot.

Mulan made me cry.

Cor. I hate Underworld. It gave movies everywhere a bad name.

;) What about Heartbreakers?

Stairway to Heaven? Awwww, why guitar solo? Why not violins?

HAH. "Uh...blah blah blah, uh, er...GIRL POWER!"

Go ahead. AHAHAHHAH.

HAHA. I loved it. I'd give it four.

Kiss by London After Midnight. Oh em ef ge. It is so ferjeeking hot.

Married...With Children was one of the funniest shows ever. Arguably the funniest. "So a fat woman walks into the shoe store today and says, 'Am I invisible?' So I said, 'Possibly from Pluto!'"

In case any of you care what I read this month: 1. The Queen's Fool; Phillipa Gregory. WOO. I liked it, but not as much as The Other Boleyn Girl, which seems to be everyone's reaction it. Stupid Philip of Spain. Overall, I'd recommend it, but not as much as its predecessor. 2. Bitten; Kelley Armstrong. Wow. Can you say absotively amazing? I loved it to death. Excellent characters, wonderfully imaginative, and a very different take on the werewolf hierarchy. I recommend it very much. 3. Mistress; Amanda Quick. HAH. Amanda Quick = awesome. That's all. 4. Dancing at Midnight; Julia Quinn. I love this author almost as much as quick. She's insanely witty and dry-humoured. Her books (Regency-era romances) are hilarious and I recommend for a good laugh. 5. Seduced by Moonlight; Laurell K Hamilton. Okay, I don't like the Merry Gentry series as much as her Anita Blake series. The reason why puzzles me. I feel like MG is a reason for Hamilton to have a series that is all sex and no plot. Usually, I'd like that, but the guys are just not as awesome, so I find it pointless. Her first novel in this series, Kiss of Shadows, was very well done. The rest leave something to be desired. 6. With This Ring; Amanda Quick. (See #3) 7. Wolfskin; Juliet Marillier. I can't think about any of Marillier's books without swooning. They are just absolutely fantastic. This book was just as good as her Sevenwaters trilogy, and flowed very well. I heart it death and recommend it to death. 8. When Lightening Strikes; Jenny Carroll. I reread it. And I loved it. Read this if you haven't (I highly doubt you haven't), because this was the Meg Cabot I'll remember in my heart forever. 9. Code Name Cassandra; Jenny Carroll. (See above.) 10. Safe House; Jenny Carroll. (See above the one above.) 11. Voyager; Diana Gabaldon. A BOOK AND A HALF!! I highly recommend this. It's the third novel in the Outlander series, and one of the best. I heart it dearly. Do read it. Er...so if this list looks a bit meagre, blame...Fu. Kisses.

Hah. My list is like a thousand miles long.

I LOVE Sleeping With Ghosts, but Without You I'm Nothing is ruddy awesome. I'm not as big a fan of the other two albums. But I want that compilation one now. Good thing my birthday's coming up...

I'm going to go see this because it's Carey Elwes damn it! He's WESTLEY! From The Princess Bride! He can't do scary movies! He just can't!

Of course. I'll see you here in an hour. =D

*gaspeth* I loved that movie.

Right after Van Helsing.

That's okay. We're watching it tonight.

I'm sure they do. Ew.

"Ogres are like onions..." OH GOD THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!

*shriek* STOP IT.