manfromharoldwood

omg! i saw old boy last night. it was crazy and made no sense. the english dubbing was... atrocious.

apparently, in europe women's washrooms are called "powder rooms" and it's where they congregate to discuss the date they're on (because women are always on dates). couches would make sense, i think.

well now that my shift is finally done and i can listen to music again, i am currently listening to politik by coldplay. night, all!

yes. can one ever be enough?

ahh! i love you. that's my favorite song off that album. next to tear... and blank page... and the nightmare rides on...

yeah, but i mean i'd be kind of embarassed to carry something that's been inside my vagina out of a stall to put it in a waste basket next to the sink... lmao. well, all of this reminds me of the Periods 101 video on Ebaum's world. not a big fan of the site, but that video is hilarious if not a bit too long.

but then they'd have to carry their soiled goods out of the stall and be all sheepish and stuff...

the poll results look like a penis...?

my step dad was kind of weird and kept the remote in his pocket the entire time i lived at home, so i never really knew that remotes existed. when i got my own TV, i called it a remote based on the user manual. (i'm mostly joking, by the way. except for the step dad carrying the remote with him everywhere. he had issues.)

oooook. i get it now.

well, it's a tough call really. would you rather have used tampons in the bin next to you while you poop, or poopy water all over the floor due to the toilet clogged with all the used tampons? philosphers have been asking that question since the dawn of time, really.

because you don't get NF$ for doing it without our opinions. and as for the whole 'not wearing band tees to concerts' thing... i think that's garbage, sister. putting up with you is like... putting up with garbage. B)

edit: boo. i got beaten. maybe cuz he's a big 'ole joker. what's your mantra?

i've gotta say... i really regret it. do you like hoodies?

;) omg... look at the ads at the bottom of this page. not sure if you're getting the same ones as me, but mine read as such: Fishy Vaginal Odor? "How To Smell Fresh At All Times" 68,000 Women Already Know www.enzara.com/Guarantee urination funnel women urine cone urinating standing up urination aid urine sample www.urinelle.biz it's like... the internet god is trying to prove me wrong.

omgzor! post no. 100! *does a jig*

mmkay. so i just wanna know one thing: is the lady's washroom as gross as the men's? on the one hand, i can see room for more grossness due to... erm, the misuse of feminine hygiene products. but on the other, i just see girls as being much more clean that guys. this pondering comes about as a result of my very recent decision on NOT placing my bum on the icky boy's washroom toilet...

fagfagfag. gotta love the easiest insult in the book. *sigh*

yeah, i second that confusion. unless you're talking about goats. in which case, it all makes perfect sense...

yeah. stuff like that makes me laugh now. now that high school is no longer a threat, anyway.

stabbing westward - why

a troubled young man from my high school listened to dimmu borgir. he sent sexually-harassing e-mails to my best friend and paid people to beat me up. (not that i'm equating dimmu borgir to those traits. i'm just fondly remembering.)

hun, i'd call you ass rammer even if that wasn't your nickname. ;) oh. and chesterfield all the way! (just cuz it sounds like a porn star name.)

fire in the head - the tea party

have you heard the william shatner cover of LSD? fucking brilliant. headlights look like diamonds - arcade fire