Hyphnip

*Follows Anton* I hear that snakes are afraid of trees... maybe if we can find some trees on board we'll be safe.

I'm buying some rubber snakes to throw around the theatre during the movie! FUCK, I CAN NOT WAIT!

I think I just realized something about Matt. Have you ever noticed that he either LOVES something or he HATES it. there never seems to be any middle ground. One thing I can say though is that he is his own toughest critic, I've never seen a musician who is as willing to trash their own work as he is.

it sucked because the whole time they were out, I kept scanning the beach hoping that no one would notice. I don't think anyone did though, otherwise I'd kick them in the ass and call them fags.

I KNOW! I was amazed. I invented my own but it only works if you're wearing shorts, boxers or a bathing suit. what I did was I was at the beach with a friend and I tucked my boys out the side of my shorts and positioned myself so he would have a clear view and just had a normal conversation until he noticed. I call it "The Secret Agent"

Some dude invented "the cupcake" where he cut a hole in the bottom of a foam plate, tucked his balls through and put icing on top. I found this on the net and I'm actually really impressed with it... I need some foam plates!

I like Radiohead. I've got all their albums except for the live one. But here is the thing, they're not the greatest. they're really good, not great. And the thing is, wether or not Matt likes then, I like them. Thats all that matters to me.

Sadly, the actress that plays Pam is already married. I wish I could jump into the TV and live in TV land. Oh so many hot chicks for me to nail. I'd do Meg from Family guy just to mess her up more.

*singing*I wanna make love to you* Kyle that was hilarious. DAMN SCIENTOLOGY!

...THIS IS AMAZING! I haven't seen any of the tenth season yet so this is a first for me!

1) thanks for the pic 2) September 20th is now marked on my calender. 3) 25 EPISODES! Thats almost a half year of viewing! (based on the weekly showing of it) that is awesome!

most recently, I bought: Minus The Bear- Highly refined Pirates The album cost me $30 because I had to get HMV to import it as Minus The Bear isn't a very well known band. That fact aside, from the first guitar lick to the last, I thouroughly enjoyed this CD. If I had to pick a favorite track off of the album it'd probably be "Get Me Naked 2: Electric Boogaloo" or "Lets Play Guitar In A Five Guitar Band"

1) not sure when the new season starts (I know I'm waithign until fucking JANUARY for new episodes of scrubs) but I know that is is starting around the same time as most season permires. 2) The Jim and Pam kiss was just one of those moments that made me love the show SO much more. I was watching it with my friends and all of us kinda gasped when it happened because we didn't see it coming. 3) Pam is hot. Like, ridicolously hot. it's strange. SNAKES IN AN OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved it. I liked the part where the voice in the house told "the magic man" to get out!" By the way, if you don't chew big red, then FUCK YOU!

When Angel ended I watched it with my (old) friend Katie. and once Joss Whedons name popped up at the end of the episode we both sat there in shock, our mouths hung open and nothing was said for a moment. then, slowly, as my brain slipped back to reality, I noticed a slight stinging in my arm that kept getting worse, I looked over to see Katie repeatedly punching my arm. evidentally, she was a bbit more physically angry than I was... I don't really talk to her anymore, she is a bit abusive. and Muran, I think I will join you in a pelvic thrust *thrusts pelvis* I LOVE YOU DUCKMAN!

even though there are 3 people joining the show, only one person really has me excited. As anyone who loves Steve Carell knows, he started off on a little show called The Daily Show with John Stewart. and for those of you that watch The Daily Show, you also know of a person named Ed Helms. Ed is joining the cast of The Office in a re-occuring role and I could not be happier... unless Stever Colbert also pops up on the show at one point. Anyway, YAY!

yeah, that always bothered me. Why the fuck would they make a cliffhanger ending for a TV series (Angel, I'm looking at you!!!) Cliffhangers are for the end of a season to keep people biting their nails through the summer (Now I'm looking at The Office) and should NEVER be used on the end of a series (that means YOU Duckman and Clone High!)

I don't remember if I already sayd this but I loved her from the moment the words "Go Down Matthew" first escaped her lips, and I told her that too.

Matt Damon hasn't done anything good outside of Dogma. Though I'm not a fan of the original Star Trek, I still see this as a slap in the face to star trek fans

all 3 seasons are in stores now. the first and second come in one pack and the 3rd comes in another. Titus was, and always shall be, one of the greatest shows of all time.

True enough, Matt has had many "worst years" but when you think about it, that makes this year worse than all those previous worst years. It's like in Office Space where he's talking to the shrink and says how every day is worse than the previous day so every time you see him, it is the worst day oof his life, that's how years work for Matt I think. it's a shame.

no problemo there B you just reminded me that I gotta change my name back to Hyphnip on myspace (it was changed to my actual name for when it is in the DVD credits of Clerks II)

People in front or were they beside me ;) of me at the Victoria show kept on screaming "PLAY RICO!"... hahahaaha that happens a lot in Winnipeg. my favorite was when he said Matt- "Are you screaming "Play Rico?"" Crowd screams "play Rico" again Matt- "Why the fuck would you want me to play Rico? Listen... if you wanna go home and and damage your hearing by listening to that crap, be my guest, but I'm not abou tto vaste my voice singing it" it's a shame though because I actually like Rico... even though everybody else hates it

yay bored people! myspace is fun!

so I was just reading about the newest family values tour and there was an interview with Munky from Korn. at one point the discussion turned to "Head" leaving the band because his "spiritual awakening". the interviewer described Korn's lyrics as "the group's acidic lyrics, which often wallow in self-loathing, alienation, betrayal and hypocrisy". AS someone who used to be a fan of the band, this sentence made the most sence to me. Look at where Korn started compared to where they are now. their change in musical style could be compared even to Metallica's early albums vs. St anger (no, I'm not saying that Korns early stuff was as good as Metallica's early stuff). But look at the words used to describe their lyrics "self-loathing, alienation, betrayal" Korn, as a band, hates themselves so much that they found the need to alienate themselves from everyone that loved what they were, in turn betraying the very people who got them to where they are. In other Korn news, a 30 year old man has died at one of their stops on the Family Values tour (well, he didn't die THERE, rather he was assulted there and taken to a hospital where he died.) what a way to go man. I could see this 10 years ago when Korn was touring in support of their self titled album and at the time they were considered cutting edge and innovative. Maybe rocking out in some shithole bar in Buttfuck Idaho. there you are headbanging when suddenly you think you see someone you recognise but it isn't actually the person you think it is. but she saw you staring and now her 260 pound biker boyfriend has a problem with you looking at his woman. You try to explain but get stabbed, all the while, Korn is on stage playing "Blind" and none of them realize that Head will one day leave to make christian music, Jon will get really really fat (compared to how he used to look) and Fieldy will release a rap album that is such a joke that William Hung would make fun of it. (although, the fact that it was called "fieldy's Dreams" makes me pity him for the third of his life he spends asleep.) THAT would've been a time where dying at a Korn concert would be worth something. not now. not after the shit that they've done. "y'all want a single?" is a song about how singles and radio play are stupid and it was supposed to be the anti-single... AND THEY RELEASED IT AS A SINGLE!!! "Twisted Transistor" (though the video was great) is just completely aweful. How about their covers of "Word up" and "Another brick in the wall" which would make the writers of the original versions roll over in their graves (I have no idea about the band Cameo, but I know that Roger Waters isn't dead... probably wishes he was though after that) But the real question here is where the fuck was security during this? reports are: "As reported on Entertainmentwise yesterday (August 1) Andy Richardson, 30, was attacked by two men when he tried to protect his pregnant girlfriend and mentally ill child from rowdy fans." how could something like this go un-noticed? even though I don't believe that a pregnant woman and a mentally ill child should be on the floor at a rock concert, someone should have seen what was going on. thats some messed up shit.