no screw drivers around but I've got a cordless electric drill that I could try drinking out of. Kevin, I am by NO means a cheap drunk, it sucks. I've gone to the bar and actually spent $100 on just me... because no women will let me buy them drinks (actually, I just got no skills) although, I had 14 beers two weeks back and was pretty smashed so maybe I'm cheaping out a bit now in my old age.