RicardoObviouso

i guess it depends what kind of hooker. the ones closer to the alleys on the east side are usually around 5'11" and close to 175lbs and up. once rigormortis sets in it will be hard to bend her/him (who can tell with those ones?) into the trunk space. hookers on seymour? usually small and dainty... no problem. and as far as disposal? i live on a greenbelt. i'll dump her behind my neighbours house. theres so much adultery and unhappy marriage in this neighbourhood no one would suspect the 22 year old bachelor.

typical woman dealing with typical internet relationship problems.... or has this blossomed into real life??? i cant tell anymore.

looks like vancouver is one city council meeting away from building an open air stadium right at waterfront in gastown. its funded by private dollars and used for public events... seems perfect. not only will the soccer teams have a new place to play, but this will open doors for huge acts to show their stuff in an out door environment that the likes of the commodore, QE and even GM place couldnt handle. hopefully it goes ahead as planned, we might see some amazing shows here within the next 5 years. some of my most favorite venues in the world are outdoor and i think that this would definetly put vancouver on the map for big names to come here and play. i saw coldplay at the white river amphitheatre in the summer and the show was absolutely amazing. i saw them here at gm place in january and even though there was the same energy from the band, i didnt get the same vibe as i did from that amazing venue.

back seats arent for fucking. reclining front seats are.

i guess that depends on whether you think "ultimate" means driving friends around or not.

and my advise to you... start saving. Waaayyyy ahead of you.. unless you already own, you're not that far ahead. in a few years time, even if you had all the money in the world you'd still be hard pressed to snatch land from people up there. they say something big is gonna happen in a few years.

a few years ago i flirted with the idea of getting that forklift with an arrow pointing up on the fork that appears on some euro version of the load me up single. my mum threatened to disown me. found a pic, just in case anyone asked.

didn't follow through

oh i'm not. olive oil sex is on my "things to try soon" list for sure... just if you dont have anything to contribute that isnt AT THE VERY LEAST humorous, fuck off. porsche has always been trying to pull off things like that to keep their flagship car the most desirable. whereas with the M Coupe, it comes in at a staggering $70,000 less than the M6 and only has .3 seconds less of a 0-60 time (mind you the M6 is a tank, and is equipped with a state of the art 500 horsepower engine). its $20,000 less than the common M3, three less horsepower, but still a way faster 0-60 time. its basically the ultimate car. haha

yeah the pink pill would be cool. maybe Rx: for your sanity underneatgh or inside it. i always wanted "oulined in chalk, everyone looks the same". not a lyric, but it gives me chills when i think about it.

motorsportelise (which has been released this year as the exige), elise and an older esprit. did a weekend "driving experience" thing in monterey last summer.

which one...alta, nita or green? i'm guessing alta. and my advise to you... start saving.

that feature becomes unavailable after a certain amount of time, i've noticed.

its a weekend machine. pure and simple. and weekend machines arent really my style. although i've driven one before and it is quite a blast. in my opinion, its eerily similar to the mini cooper even with the MR layout. speaking of MR, ive owned a few MR2s in my day and i'm quite familiar with the toyota craftsmanship, however, my goal was to find a luxury car that had as much muscle as possible, and even though the mercedes has a very aggressive stance on the road with its staggered wheels, a few hundred dollars can get you that on any car. if you look at the 1st generation BMW M coupes, it looks like a muscle car. this 2nd version isnt quiter the same but my love for that car has never died. i would have already owned one but i could never find one that was worth every cent. if i'm going to spend $50,000 on a used car, it's got to be perfect. and as far as the AMGs go "the most advanced driver adaptive automatic transmission system in the world" cant take the place of that third pedal.

art and excitement and technology all mixed into one package.

the slk55amg is over $100 grand the way i would like it configured. and with mercedes theres no negotiations on price. sticker is final. its a company policy. also, jason, you're right, the mercedes is a very smooth luxurious ride, and it drives YOU (not unlike high end chryslers) opposite of BMW, where you ARE the pilot... which is why i opted not to buy when i demoed the c55amg sport. which is priced very similarly to the m coupe. PLUS in vancouver AMGs are a dime a dozen... whereas the only common M car around here is the M3.

yeah just under 80. but you gotta ask yourself... what other car can give you 330 horsepower, rear wheel drive, 6 speed tranny, 4 year no charge maintenance, plus a WHOLE SHITLOAD of other options, PLUS tried tested and true german engineering in a limited edition package for that price? anyone who knows cars knows that late 90s M coupes can sell for $50,000-$65,000.

funk, you remind me of the guy who cleans my office. creepy.

a part of me is afraid to drive it and i dont even have it yet. i've already put down $10 grand plus the honda... and i have to pay $38,500 cash after 24 months. fuck. oh well, thats what happens when you say (and i quote) "CALL ME THE MINUTE YOU'RE TAKING ORDERS, I'LL BUY ONE GUARANTEED!" to some lowly salesman. but isnt it DAMN SEXY?...

i miss my head

i'm trying to convince everyone in my office to create an account and vote for me... so far all i've succeeded in is losing their respect. fuckers.

and during the getaway, she'll drive the vespa.

if my career goals come through, i'll be choosing between a bentley continental and a maybach 67 and not trading in my S2000 for an new m coupe, which i'm doing in a week.

i suddenly dont hate this thread so much.