RicardoObviouso

you pretty much asked.

depends how you look at it.

i'm funkin serious, though.

it sucks. have a few drinks, and act it out with friends.

its a long story. but i'll give you the jyst of it: i was part of a group involved in the recording of anti-pop. and as far as 'knowing' matt, i wouldnt consider us to even be aquantences, but he knows me and i know him. both on a level based on more than idol/fan. our parents were neighbours for years, my step sister works for chorus media and HOB which does a lot of work for/with matt, and i've known ian browne since before he was with mgb.

with enough money and toys, you'd be surpised.

penny, however, is sexy.

just reading the lyrics is better than listening to it.

i've been on a 5 day weekend for the past 2 months.

all he asks is that you shave, and dont speak. the deep voice makes him orgasm quicker.

how did the fish get there?

i believe when its convenient....like when i have a tee-time at 9:05am and its raining at 7am i say "please god, make the rain stop" and it does.

how would you like to be penetrated? driver, putter or rescue iron?

Isn't it prescription-only, though? EDIT: You bastard, it's not Tylenol 3, but Tylenol 1, 222, and their in-store generic brand. At least as far as I can tell. I'm pretty sure I had a prescription for my post-op painkillers. upon closer look, its not tylenol 3, its heroin. and pharmasave? yeah, i meant main and hastings.

realizing that 'em is ghetto for them... are you indicating that there is going to be a group blowjob? ...and why wasnt i informed?

he has ian browne.... caged and tagged. all he needs is a loaf of bread and a pitcher of water per day and he'll jam out all sorts of MGB hits. you can even ask him questions about the band. "is dave really gay?"

i think the only reason people go to merritt is for the music festival... and that doesnt happen til the summer. otherwise its just a big dust patch.

pharmasave.

i'll meet you at the wax museum. i'll be the gypsy looking fellow.

i remember this one kid told me his brother got "bathtised" once, and i have always had this pet peeve for people mispronouncing words, so i said "whats the capital of thailand?" and he said "i dunno" and as i said "bankok" i simultaneously kneed him in the crotch. ever since then, i've laughed when the topic of baptism came up... this time is no different.

we'll have a grad party at my house.

the last time i went camping was ON this approaching long weekend, oddly enough. it was grad weekend. and it was 5 years ago. wow.

damn, i really wanted to meet you.

one thing i'll never do is beg... because even if you do end up getting it in the end... you stil had to beg for it. that being said, one time i was talking to my girlfriend's best friend and i talked her into having a threesome with us. she agreed, and even tried to initiate it the next night we were together, but it all ended when my girlfriend got all offended and accused her of trying to steal me and betray her. his begging was really annoying. he would give me all these sexual compliments and at first i was trying to be nice and i was like.. thanks. maybe if one day we're both single, we can hook up. but then eventually i was just like.. just stop asking me, i don't plan to be single ever again. the "as a matter of fact, after i break up with him, i'm either going to be a nun or a serious lesbian" works, as well.

i love being sarcastic to them. they JUST DON'T GET IT.