RicardoObviouso

a pop can in a sock usually does the trick.

forgetting?

no, jerking off in front of the mirror will make you fail university.

i like nhl '07

a hammer proves messy, but more effective. i mean, depending on how brutal you want the scene to be.

jager only works on germans. strange but true.

i always say "phsyciatrists never have normal kids"

whenever my girlfriend and i start to get sick, we just have amazing sex marathons. oh yeah, and a few packages of halls and tons of water.

mine just said everything will be ok, then gave me a few 1-800 numbers to call.

that's got my vote.

what a concept!

i'm in the market for an SUV. isnt how this whole thing got started?

i still like her.

when they come out with an SUV, let me know.

my point is that you're spending tens of thousands of dollars more when all you're really getting is softer leather and a fancy badge. but, arguing gmcs and class with someone from calgary is like arguing looting and holt renfrew with someone from new orleans.

besides the one of the character with a gun to his head and the t-shirt that said "is it over yet?"

so its confirmed. she DOES give great rim-jobs. photo looks like matt, bro, sister-in-law, mum, dad, niece and nephew. definetly a hint at asking jen to change her last name back to maiden.

need i compile a list of parts shared between corvettes and cavaliers, and escalades and whatever GMs shitty entry level pick-up is? spare me. saab is the only gm product sold under its own label. everything else can be found at "your nearest GM dealer".

there's a trick i've done where you pour the absinthe into a glass, then pour it into another glass, then light the glass on fire, turn it upside down and use a straw to suck the vapor out, then shotgun the glass with the absinthe in it. it gets you right fucked, ricky.

absinth35 and king of spirits gold, both from the czech republic

i'm really close to the studio. at this point, if i held my bladder for a few hours, i could probably unzip, and walk from where i am now to the mushroom studio parking lot on the same tank of piss. hmmm, what else could i do that involves body fluids and the mushroom studio?

well, you know where i live. (or did you not tell kevin about that yet?)

i think tim wants to turn our new found nf romance into a scary love triangle. it could get interesting -- but so could that bottle of absynthe sitting on my counter.

according to my ex, the humour fades fast.