RicardoObviouso

has a different kind of "happy shower" than most would care to know about.

my resolution is to watch my business from a distance and not go racing back to it when i lose a buck or two. its an addiction i need to kick and the three days that i worked in the past 5 months have been the worst of my life.

recites horatio kane lines in the bathroom mirror on a daily basis.

i won a blu-ray player like a year and a half ago when i went to some tech convention thingy with a buddy who was in the industry. i had no idea what it was and my buddy figured it was one of those technologies that would stay in asia so when some nerd from commercial electronics offered me $400, i took it. considering the fun i had with those four bills and the constant boredom i have with movies, i'd say it was a fair trade.

i got a 3/4 length wool coat from gucci and a trip to new york. i dont have the coat yet but i saw the receipt this morning when i went looking through her purse for money to give the homeless guy selling coupon books door-to-door and the trip i know about because it showed up on my amex statement. my birthday is at the end of the month, so i get two! i still don't know what i'm going to get her... probably just a day of shopping on 5th in nyc and a spa thing a la bishopx edit: oops, awesome meter 8/10, i asked for golf clubs.

rory fitzpatrick is totally the typical "less fortunate" kid name.

"hi. i'm from red deer" ...

...meanwhile rory has 9 career nhl goals. i voted for him, and so did roberto luongo, markus naslund and alain vignault. hes like 7th in western conference defenseman voting, but only the top 2 make it, the rest of the team is picked by journalists if i recall correctly.

if it's a mass recall on a normal item, you take it back to the original place of purchase and get your money back. if its a big ticket item, there's usually special instructions.

shes unhappily married. anyways, the beatles said "the love you take is equal to the love you make" is that true?

she hasn't stopped talking about it since... so if you're ever in coquitlam...;)

geoff, did you or did you not wink at my blonde friend during the $10 show at the coquitlam rec centre eons ago?

if dazed and confused made you "drink occassionally" and allowed you to live a little, maybe you should see trainspotting.

they eat babies. enough said.

...i gotta get into politics... but only because i really want a shot at belinda. god i love her.

speaking of cookies... damn am i craving oreos.

i got an error message that told me i was a complete prick and i shouldnt post here anymore. was that an error? edit: nevermind, turns out it was a PM from lauren

fact: all unicorns are male.

i wonder how much i could poach his fur and hardware for.

i brake for unicorns.

oh fuck adam. you've lost a step, son.

almost to the poiint where it's TOO english... and therefore south african.

all the good hookers do porn.

you're the guy behind the elephant mask, arent you?

you copy and pasted that? weirdo