RicardoObviouso

"the devil wears prada" a 2006 feature film starring meryl streep and anne hathaway

so in which room should i install the night vision camera system?

brilliant. (unless she's wearing prada, then denote the sarcasm)

and extremely fuckin tall.

jeff foxworthy is pretty fuckin hilarious. when my girlfriend and i first met, we used to go to yuk yuk's every weekend, so i saw a lot of circuit acts and on the touring comedian scene, my vote goes to andrew gross (real name). judging by the name, you'd think he's vulgar, but he's not at all, and he will ignore hecklers until the end of the show, then just blow them out of the water right before he ends and kill the audience. total headliner. to a drunk: "hey, i might be your first comedian, but you're definetly not my first drunk, keep that in mind" andrew says this upon some dude getting up and trying to be funny: "thank you, sir... for showing everyone that comedy isnt as easy as it looks."

everyone in vancouver does these days, luckily i got mine in a liquidation but the one across from me is going for $489,000 and its only 840 sq. ft. (mine is almost 50% bigger, but priced lower). mind you they're all zoned for commercial/residential and they're from a well known architect, so the artsy loft/yuppy types are willing to pay more.

oh, of his loft? its sweet, eh? the funny thing is, i looked at that EXACT loft like 2 months ago, right before i bought mine. he's paying out of his ass to live there but its well worth it, especially when they finish stepping up the waterfront/gastown image.

if i was jessica alba i would be a dirty dirty slu-- nevermind.

the navigator is the same deal, just an expedition with different trim, grill, etc. i also really dug the gmc envoy for comfort. never drove any armada's, though they are aptly named...fucking ginormous. the last time i was in a navigator, i think the navigator was considerably different than the expedition. console shifter instead of column, windows and doors had a way better quality to them, power closing rear hatch, xenon lights, auto leveling, etc. i dont know the full details of your life (assets, employment, income/outgoing, etc). is the $3000 in your bank YOURS or is it part of the $12,000 that you haven't spent yet? usually what i'd do for someone with a negative net worth is set up a plan (usually 12, 18 or 24 months) to get back in black and once you've fulfilled that plan, then we start MAKING money for you.

*toasts* to spreading to the lungs!

850 isnt a lot when you factor in your only other bill will be cell phone. also, find a roomie. then BAM! $425

location: 46th and nanaimo st. vancouver tree lined streets, across from a huge park and less than 2 minutes walk from tons of shops/bus. suite comes fully furnished including: 51" toshiba tv dvd player two full sized sofas microwave toaster oven dishes pots/pans cutlery queen sized pilow-top bed brand new fridge and stove double sink hardwood and tile throughout double insulation and concrete ceiling (noise deadening) california blinds throughout bathroom has shower and bathtub w/ glass doors marble counters hige mirror two bedrooms have standard closets central heating includes all ameneties except phone approx. square footage is 880 this suite was built using very high end materials, is in excellent shape and i am very proud to offer it for $850/mo. based on a 6 month lease. at that time, leasee can go on month-to-month or sign an additional 1-yr lease. terms and conditions will be agreed upon before current lease is signed. PM me if you want to view the suite or if you have any questions.

i have so much fuckin cologne its not funny. whenever i go into a cosmetics store with my girlfriend, i end up with the newest "flavour". as far as dosage... i usually spray three times onto my hand rub them together, then apply to my cheeks, neck and fore-arms.

i found that the aviator was just an explorer with a different front grill. love the 4runner and nissan armada, though.

i've said this before, and i'll say it again.... "what a concept!"

chamillionaire - the sound of revenge

big bushes and moustaches. i hope that NEVER comes back.

vehicles? automobiles? motor carriage? dude, i'm getting an SUV because i'm gonna have kids, i dont want puke on my leather, and i want them to be safe, with lots of room. at least i'm not buying a fucking suburban or something

i'd probably ruin your day if i showed you the goddamned rash.

if i mentioned that i was demoing a saab, then its apparent i was looking to spend upwards of $50,000. i appreciate your knowledge and passion for cars, and im definetly not trying to start a fight or belittle your advice. debt, on the other hand, is a whole other story. i'm in the financial sector, so take my word for it when i say that just because you owe money doesnt mean you are in debt. its called liquid assets and positive net-worth. i could buy the m coupe and the saab with cash but why would i when i can finance it at a super low apr and keep my cash liquid? when you have excellent credit, a huge portfolio, and tons of equity in a home worth almost a million dollars, paying cash is stupid because you make more money having it sit in the bank than you pay out in interest on your car loan. in essence, i save money by financing it. for example... you will always notice that high-end car manufacturers offer 1.9% apr on all their newest models, and they do this because they want all the wealthy people owning their car, and it makes sense because its a money saver. finance companies only make money off people with bad/new credit or people with no liquid assets or a negative net-worth.

exactly my point. maybe we didnt get the memo, ryan?

i hope he uses an electric guitar and some rock and roll riffs. otherwise i'm totally switching to nickelback. seriously. yesterday my girlfriend calls me and says "hey matthew good has a new song... i think its called indestructible..... its way fucking better than his last shit"

masturbating into. fucking fabric rash, i hate it.

here's the scoop: i like unique things. which is why i have an m coupe in my garage. i'm going to buy an SUV before spring, and it will not be some $30,000 mass produced parts-sharing piece of crap. it looks cheap, it rattles after 6 months and a stock chev is a STOCK chev. for humor's sake, if i WERE to take the plunge and buy a domestic SUV from gm it would be the trailblazer. theres more than one engine to choose from, its a rwd and its got excellent styling. but why stop there? why not pay $5g LESS than the top model (but still base) trailblazer and get a unique vehicle with full-time AWD, xenon headlights, 18" rims, onstar and not have to worry about any add-ons. the only option is wether you want GPS or not. last time i checked, cars that COME fully loaded have a way higher resale value than the ones that come with cloth, 16" alloys, fm radio and no floormats. not to be rude, and only for the sake of argument... i suggest you go into your closet, put your nicest outfit on, take a trip down to your local automall and actually demo some of these vehicles you speak so highly of before you make suggestions to a guy who spends the better part of the week, in and out, demoing cars.