RicardoObviouso

knows well enough not to say "cocky" and "asshole" in the same sentence.

2nd best hybrid word of the day. easily.

my buddy has this terrible habit of getting really drunk, ashing his cigarette in his beer can without realizing it until he takes his next swig.

here's a lesson: if you're not getting your product replaced, you're not talking to the right person. if you call in to a service department and they are not co-operating with you, you need to ask for a supervisor... just keep going until you get what you want. everything you buy has a little contingency built into the MSRP that allows for them to cover the costs of that one person who is looking for a replacement. in every conversation there is a sale going on, and in a sales process, there is rejection. wether it be you rejecting them or them rejecting you.

what a waste of scotch.

i spilled juice on my mac once.

you gotta segway into a sex scene, somehow.

not as hip as the trag

has a nickname for his cock.

OLM says: how much he charge for lessons? OLM says: i'll give em to you for free Shotty: i dont think lessons on how to hit the ball into the ladies tee box are going to be beneficial, nancy.

absolutely fucking not Signed, The President of Universal Music Canada

fact: you will die wether or not you have aids.

try a long island iced tea.... in long island $12 and you only need two!

LIKE YOU'D SAY NO if she rolled up in her bentley and offered you a night of mind blowing sex.

9/11 was a hoax sign here: _________________

dude, you sound like a telemarketer when you say that.

he doesnt even have a contract anymore.

absolutely. or car door handles.

peeing gets you drunker.

is it just me or is vista eerily similar to whatever the hell mac uses?

sleeping allows a time of peace and seperation. life wouldnt be so super awesome without those two.

i dont care unless its vitaly klitschko fighting

is one to talk

i remember a few years ago when i was getting a custom computer made, all i asked for was a gig of ram and the dude was like "pffft... you'll never need that" then he asked if i needed a 500gb hard drive.

perilously good at spotting weakness.