RicardoObviouso

i'm going to see it in 39 minutes. it just started raining and i planned on walking. i hate paying $15 in parking to see a $10 movie.

i aim for the face every time.

pretty much.

melissa gilbert cleaned up my puke once. that was an interesting turn of events.

i prefer to call it the cosmo cowboy look, but whatever.

8/10 because i keep thinking its gord downie at first glance.

the worst part was after he did it, they have him on camera saying "fuck 'em" to the third base coach.

at first glance i thought you said "gays"

no. a-rod yelling "mine!" to distract howie clark while attempting to tag 3rd is bush league.

relax, bitch. cfox launched matt's career. jeff o'neill was the mc at matt's wedding. "uninvited guests" was started by hancock and o'neill doing an interview right in matt's livingroom. if the djs in question were fucking around, it was probably something matt told them to do. they're all buddies and matt has more of a relationship with the local stations than he does with his label. if you read ANY of his comments on the new record or what his future plans are, and you have any sense of open mindedness on the issue, you'd understand that matt doesnt give two fucks about the record. its called "hospital music" for christ's sake. he's sabotaging his career on purpose.

'praise you' was one of the greatest videos of all time.

i get way drunker way faster when i drink beer. is a trashy drunk though, so i try to pace myself out.

will brake for a unicorn

oh yes, good old hand-cock.

yes. i meant which dj will be hosting.

whos hosting it?

the crazy thing about that is, i met two serbian dudes from chicago in the lounge and later that night one of them was removed from his suite by paramedics because of apparent alchohol poisoning. thats kinda like an o.d., right?

get new friends.

you're saving for a family vacation. how exciting.

i love charles to death, but jesus does he sound like a pussy sometimes.

has to work for a living

i dreamt my m coupe downgraded itself into a Z4 roadster and i was hiding huge bags of shake in the seats and i was selling it as premium weed. my best customer was my uncle and i kept running into him and selling him 1/4s in safeway bags. there were road closures because of a marathon, and i had to reverse about 5 blocks and a cop commended me for it, then told me how to avoid all the traffic... all while i had about 3 pounds of dope in my car.

because i looked. every day since feb 10th, i think. its 106 (as of today), to be exact.

has been officially guaranteed of the '100 days in a row' fact

has posted every day for over 100 days straight