RicardoObviouso

its not vague at all, almost every insurance policy has an option for "act of god". as a matter of fact, its called "all perils"

i was at the W hotel in manhattan once and on the pillow there was a placard that said "if we find evidence of cigarette smoking in the room, you'll be in big trouble" i thought it was great, as were the long islands. $12 and you're loaded and ending up at the hustler club.

meet me at vanier at 3. i'll be the guy with the kite.

ever tried to adjust the volume while turning a corner? its tricky.

what if he wanted to give you a massage after?

my girlfriend's best friend called in a panic because she sent out a ton of wedding invitations last night with no return address on the outside envelope, and they're all over standard weight, and not stamped as such. talk about throwing money away. oh, and of course ruining the most important part of the wedding process.

i think the 1985 chrysler new yorker had steering wheel volume controls.

im sure you could ask hyundai to put a 2.7L badge on it. and i donnt think any current audi models run a 2.7L

hyundai tucson/santa fe runs a 2.7L

sleeps well

i dont think i ever asked.

every college or university girl i ever played with always wanted to see my house.

dude. i only way i'll ever go back to school is to do some motivational speaking on how easy it is to make money. or if i meet some university knockout who likes to fuck in her dorm room.

needs to explain.

is clearly frustrated.

cant operate a manual transmission

has one thing he wouldnt mind giving away

someone get josiegross back here.

absolutely. show me yours and i'll show you mine.

heres a question: what exactly happens when you select "convert selection to AAC" in itunes?

i'll put $25,000 on that 9 minute song. unedited, of course.

the only time i use moisturizer is when i'm flying... and its by 'the art of shaving'. i think its called orange essence oil. yes, chuck, it has shea butter.

is a wankster

for the dry skin, right?

knows what to do next, at all times. as for your comment, its true. my friends and family prefer to call it "cursed with good taste". i pretty much cornered myself into finding a high paying career quite early on to suuport my fascination for fine things.