Kumquat

I don't think a man of his stature wears panties.

YOU LOSE!!! ...

Ohhh Ma$e.

I'm such a lady but I'm dancin' like a ho? Fergieee

I hate Plush, but I'm only going because my friend needs to sell tickets. Because I'm a good person like that.

It wasn't meant to be.

Because my friend Steph said so: Vancouver people come to Plush on Friday. She's helping promote...so...uh...this is completely unrelated.

I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU BUT YOU KEEP SAYING NO! Fucking slut. <3

I'm breaking up with you. And no, Anton. Herpes lives in your spine.

... Thanks for coming out.

Too late.

She'll suffocate you with her vagina?

... Conan is funny.

I'm stalking you, remember?

You haven't won.

Yeah, they're fun.

Nevermind. Boobs.

By rag I thought you meant period. ... I'm a girl.

Today was sweet. I didn't sweat sitting up this time.

There's a Mexican restaurant in Vancouver called Topanga's. You should bomb it.

YOU LIE. (LAI)

Some people might be into that.

Fat chicks need love too?

To the rescue! 10/10 only because you look like Diego Luna in that picture. We've gone over this.

Well then. Zing?