Kumquat

Mmm I almost can't wait to go back to school because that's when the magic will happen. Hooray for alcohol.

You might want to beat 'er down.

Two cups of coffee and a fair amount of alcohol.

Sexy. eight

Hm. You would, wouldn't you?

That's what the video camera is for. Duh.

And your problem is...

That's okay. I think I can handle it.

Ya damn right.

Soon, my pretty. ... Soon.

This conversation sounds familiar.

The Persuit of Happyness was definitely a tear jerker, even if you do know what happens. I love Will Smith.

From what I hear, head is head.

Does she even really have to be that pretty?

...in a good way?

My family and I opened presents at midnight and among other sweet things, I got seasons 3 and 4 of Scrubs, Jonny Lang's new CD, the new Anna Sui perfume, and a Razor. I was spoiled...soooo, I give the collective present haul a 493890534890756/10.

Is an oh-so-lovable east coaster.

Oh man this is fantastic.

I love Christmas. Christmas time means I get to come home for a couple weeks and be with my family and friends. It means I get a damn break from the east coast.

Should come to X next year.

Has a hot avatar.

Mall Santas started to scare me as soon as I hit puberty. But cute picture. I love family time.

...you mean there's another kind?

's avatar is winking at me.

I got skinny jeans that make me look like I have a bum. 10/10 for magic pants.