Kumquat

Copious amounts of sleep, food, spontaneous dance breaks, and good company. Do you like eggplants?

Extremely. What is your lucky number?

Yes. My uncle used to live there. When do you put up your christmas tree?

It had its days. Do you love Janet Jackson as much as I do?

Apple juice or milk. Do people who type all in caps lock annoy you?

I HATE PSYCHOLOGY!!!

Oui. Is there a song that just doesn't get old to you?

If it was more than me, then you should be dead right now. Do you remember the show Camp Cariboo?

Well, I'd assume so. Have you ever had to go to the emergency room?

At one point in time, yes. Now? Not so much. Does blood freak you out?

Fortunately, no. Can you kick yourself in the back of the head?

Shaving off all your body hair and rolling in a bed of silk sheets. Why isn't the washing machine working?

I will if you don't give back my stapler. Do you know what movie I am alluding to?

Fallen asleep. Would you like your muffin buttered?

Duh. Phil Collins or Peter Gabriel?

Because you suck at life and therefore need to die. Why does my dance team insist on Wednesday night practices from 9:30-11?

Down to You. Die die die. Do you like Madonna?

Note to self: there are more pages to topic. Um, yes. Pick me up at 7. Why is the water brown in Antigonish?

Cheerios, because they're smaller. Do you think David Spade is funny?

No. Can I throw you in one?

Breakfast this morning. Hashbrowns saved my life. Do you flush the toilet with your hand or foot?

Ass Like That - Eminem. It makes me cringe. You wanna...uh...do it?

They became significantly tighter. Can I see your pants?

Vancouver, bitches. Why am I not studying for my sociology midterm?

Pencil, of course. Apples or bananas?