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Antioxidants should fuck off.

 

EDIT: And this lettuce-type shit that my dad puts in soup. IT ABSORBS FLAVOUR AND REPLACES IT WITH UTTER CRAP

Edited by ecnarf

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laugh out loud, thats what you get for having a dad

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I know. If I had any foreknowledge I'd have not checked off that box before I came to earth.

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bible thumper.

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Icoke, when i buy a bottle of coca-cola at the store and have a chance to win something, i don't want a fucking pin number under the cap, i want a prize.

well said and I completely agree

 

people who read to much into something so simple...FUCK!

sodamntired
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fucked up disturbing pornography that sickens me/makes me sad should fuck off and go away.

 

because there are some things you can't un-watch

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People that bitch that pornography is too graphic. There's a reason that it's called pornographic.

sodamntired
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people that bitch that Manslaughter isn't funny, when it has LAUGHTER in the word

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Creationists on the radio. In fact, creationists in general.

 

I used to think that Michael Coren wasn't an idiot. But holy jesus when you have someone on the radio who fervently believes that the earth is 6,000 years old and you are undecided on the topic, you really need to reevaluate the quality of your education.

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fucked up disturbing pornography that sickens me/makes me sad should fuck off and go away.

 

because there are some things you can't un-watch

sorta like how i can't UN-read your blog.

 

speaking of which, i'm gonna go read it now.

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really really really old people driving on the main highways. if you're 88, get the fuck off the road.

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sorta like how i can't UN-read your blog.

 

speaking of which, i'm gonna go read it now.

It is comedy gold.

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It is comedy gold.

totally, but i was pretty disappointed that it hasn't changed much and i haven't been around for like a fucking week. i don't think i even cringed at all. maybe i've become desensitized to it?

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Becoming desensitised to sodamntired is like becoming desensitised to a three legged dog that just keeps on licking electrical outlets.

 

You know what you're getting into when you hear the yelping.

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oh dear god that was hilarious....well done

 

people who don't think before they speak or ask questions

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Drunk drivers should fuck off and drive themselves into brick walls, instead of other people.

hum-an-ole
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bad timing should fuck off and go away

Ravenous megin-sane
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tummyaches should fuck off

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people that hold up cell phones at concerts during slow shong. thats retarded.

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Slow shong sounds like something dirty.

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Dirty and Sado-Masochistic...

 

6 figure job offers from places I don't want to live should fuck off and go away.

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