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here is something you should do in res. get some milk, and just keep it your fridge for the year. dont drink it! but at the end of the year when everyone goes for drinks, find that one person who you didnt like all through the year, when he is trashed out of his mind, dump the milk in his bed. i did something similar like this in my last year of res, only it was coffee we had out since october (with an egg added in Feb) and we dumped it into a bed of a guy in my hall that everyone hated.

thats a dick move, I would only do that if they did something similar to that to me

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dancing_invisible
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Such a dick move, but immensely hilarious. Je l'adore.

 

Man, that's mean, haha.

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By brother had a chocolate Milk To Go bottle in his room for several years... I think he actually opened it for a smell.

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but the guy was a total dick, nobody, and i mean nobody liked him.

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university feels like summer camp. except with classes sometimes.

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summer camp with lots of tv and sometimes free food

little miss sunshine
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Lol orientation is awesome. Clearly your universities < my university.

In the mathematical sense, I didn't quite understand what < or > meant until a few years ago. I know this makes no sense.

 

When I was in grade one, they taught us this by saying that the < or > sign was pacman and that pacman wants to eat the bigger number. So, I would look at 7x > 9y and be like "7x is bigger than the other one" but I couldn't actually figure out which sign was greater than and which one was less than. This is so fucked up because I'm actually very smart. Just couldn't understand that concept. I finally figured out about 2 years ago that < is kinda like and L and that it means less than. True story.

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*gently pats Beth on the head*

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i still have trouble remembering what's what. i remember it like the little one eats the big one.

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< != > || > != < && <> == != += | 0xABFD

 

w00t

dancing_invisible
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I was always told that "less than" was a tilted L. Made things easy. Still though, I don't care for those inequalities.

 

I like the board slogan from ToadMan's avatar(white with building in background, Matt and "the Bored" in foreground...).

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no its a pacman face, he wants to eat whatever is bigger. if he eats to the left, is less than, if right its greater. its so easy!

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i still have trouble remembering what's what. i remember it like the little one eats the big one.

Yeahyeah, I did that for years. It was an alligator. But really if you think of it as a diagram of sorts, where the point is the lesser end and the opening is the greater, it makes sense. That's how I figured it out.

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You all have infantile understanding of mathematical operators.

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I love when classes don't start until 12:45.

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You all have infantile understanding of mathematical operators.

Right on, Eng boy.

 

P.S. University is like summer camp where you get woken up at 3 AM because everyone else on the floor is high, drunk, or a combination thereof, and wants to go banging on everyone's doors to mimic frosh week.

 

What a bunch of dicks.

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Stop Capitalizing Words That Don't Need To Be Capitalized.

 

It looks stupid.

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i suppose it does. Weird thing bout my res is no one gets high. They have a strict policy on it and it has apparently scared everyone out of it. They have a really lax policy on alcohol though, which is cool.

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Adam:

1. Who Cares If He Capitalized Inappropriate Words, You Sound Like A Total Loser Getting Worked Up Over It

 

 

2. Instead of complaining, when they're partying, go out with them, get drunk, bang some chick, com back here tell us about it and be merry!

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I have a 1:30 class day. Excellent.

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Stop Capitalizing Words That Don't Need To Be Capitalized.

 

It looks stupid.

Why Should I Stop? Because YOU Said So? HaHaHaHa

 

Loser

 

Adam:

1. Who Cares If He Capitalized Inappropriate Words, You Sound Like A Total Loser Getting Worked Up Over It

 

 

2. Instead of complaining, when they're partying, go out with them, get drunk, bang some chick, com back here tell us about it and be merry!

 

Agreed. It's College, Live It Up

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no ne really stays up past 1 on my floor on weekdays.

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Adam:

1. Who Cares If He Capitalized Inappropriate Words, You Sound Like A Total Loser Getting Worked Up Over It

 

 

2. Instead of complaining, when they're partying, go out with them, get drunk, bang some chick, com back here tell us about it and be merry!

If it were the weekend or if I had late classes, I totally would. But I fucking have class in the morning.

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