For The College Bound

[RicardoObviouso]

just grab $40 and head to the nearest Value Village or other thrift store. It's all you'll need.

ignore this, adam.

[Lauren]

don't be dissin' on other peoples' style, e.

[RicardoObviouso]

i will. and i will continue until people stop.

 

 

 

dial 1-888-999-8934 and for a dollar a day -- thats right -- one cup of coffee, you can help make someone better looking.

[Lauren]

i want to call that to hear what it says... but i'm lazy.

[RicardoObviouso]

its the number from future is x-rated when he did his psa

Edited August 22, 2006 by hot_carl

[Lauren]

i know but i still want to know what happens when you dial it.

[Crusader]

If I recall, it's a disconnected mailbox.

[Lauren]

no goooood.

[garsk]

well, first peice of advice, get to know the people in your hall way, great way to meet friends/drinking partners/sex partners/future room-mate etc...

 

best way to make friends is grilled cheese. trust me, once october hits, and you make some grilled cheese, you will be a god!

 

find a good group of people in your classes to hang out with, that way you can get notes off of them, and study with them.

 

remember to call home once and a while, they will more then likely expect you to ask for money

 

and finally, just remember, it's ok to drink before class, sometimes it help's out.

[RicardoObviouso]

its even ok to drink during class.

[Lauren]

how do you make grilled cheese if you don't have a stove?

[RicardoObviouso]

hot plate.

[garsk]

its even ok to drink during class.

i'll drink to that!

 

 

as for making grilled cheese, res's usually have stoves in them for student use, or bring a sandwich grill.

[Shakakahn]

sandwich grills suck, they make terrible grilled cheese

[soundless_space]

Those George Foreman grills are nice, actually. I used mine a bunch in college.

[Shakakahn]

they cook hot dogs okay but thats about it... plus they're messy and a bitch to clean

[Lauren]

i loved using the panini grill at work (when i had a job). it was a yummy treat.

[cringleman]

You can make grilled sandwiches using a regular iron:

 

1. Stick sandwich on plate.

2. Place hot iron (highest setting) on exposed bread.

3. Flip sandwich.

4. Repeat.

 

Of course, you can't use it for ironing, anymore ...

 

If you're into drinking, I recommend the time-honored practice of using your heritage as an excuse. For example, I am a typical Canadian Western European mongrel, so, going by my parents' last names, I'm of German, English, Scottish and Irish descent. That gives me Oktoberfest, Guy Fawkes' Day, all Royal birthdays and Robbie Burns Day.

 

You'll notice that I omitted St. Patty's. That is, in fact, a gift from the Irish immigrants, making it a day where everyone gets to be Irish. Real Irish decendants will drink any day.

[little miss sunshine]

Blast some Lionel Richie and you'll get all the ladies. It's true.

[Computer]

Noted

 

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[Ryan44]

make sure u bring lots of kraft dinner, and bread and peanut butter.

[Lauren]

i'm bringing apple sauce.

[garsk]

bring a mug and tea

[little miss sunshine]

i'm bringing apple sauce.

What kind? I eat the "just apples" no compliments one. It's sugar free but super delicious!

[Kumquat]

Just Apples is the best. Anyone who thinks otherwise is mad. Mad, I tell you.