I Humped Your Hummer

[ecnarf]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=86...513975925&hl=en

 

This is too hilarious for my own good.

[somnambulist]

Haha, that was retarded but entertaining nonetheless. I love the booty call soundtrack.

[Guest jsunC]

ahaha. how'd you stumble across that one adam

were you googling how to make love to a car again...?

[ecnarf]

Well, not quite, but serendipity is your friend.

 

EDIT: Since we're on the topic of Google/YouTube, why the fuck is the Bad Andy video flagged as inappropriate for those under 18? Now I can't view it.

 

I hate people.

Edited August 3, 2006 by ecnarf

[jtb]

Maybe you should try lying about your age.

 

Show me an honest man and I'll show you a liar.

[Azalroth]

Well done bud...for that you get a spot in my sig....for now.

 

Ecnarf, just do what everyone else does...lie about your age. Not like they really know how old you are, they are going by the honour system...not much of that left in the world.

[HoboFactory]

That's like something I would do.

[RicardoObviouso]

speaking of hummers... i was playing golf with a today who played a round with ron joyce (president of tim hortons... billionaire) a few months ago. apparently before the round started he was reversing his hummer into a parking spot when a guy in a porsche rolled in and stole the spot. the guy got out, went up to the driver's side of the hummer and said "you gotta be fast if you want to do that" so ron threw it in reverse and crunched the porsches front end in. he looked over to the guy and said "you gotta be rich, to do THAT"

[jtb]

HAHA.. that's figgen awesome I wish I had that kind of cash flow to be able to pull shit like that. But even if I didn't i'd still rather be golfing.. I need to fing a cheap place to play here in ottawa soon or I'm gonna go nuts.

[Azalroth]

Go nuts? too late man.

 

That'd be sweet to be able to crush someones car just because you can

[ecnarf]

Well done bud...for that you get a spot in my sig....for now.

 

Ecnarf, just do what everyone else does...lie about your age. Not like they really know how old you are, they are going by the honour system...not much of that left in the world.

The problem is that earlier in the day I signed up for an account and didn't have the presence of mind to set my D.O.B to 1987 instead of 1988. And you can't edit that kind of information. Looks like BotherMeNot is going to be my friend.

[jtb]

well then that's just you not thinking... how often does that happen...

[Shakakahn]

wow, I got a decent laugh

 

would you believ that was me?

[ecnarf]

No.

 

45678

[Corrinshwa]

This whole You Tube craze has led to an amazing amount of laughter quickly followed by me really hoping that none of my property ever makes it on to the internet like that.

 

Especially in a video with this hummer dude....yikes.

Edited August 5, 2006 by Corrinshwa

[Jarrod]

Hummers have to be the most wussy vehical EVER.

[ecnarf]

Girls will claim that they're penis cars, but they're not. They're suburban status symbols, not nearly the same as a penis car.

[Shakakahn]

arnold schwarzenegger is responsible for the urbanized hummer

[ecnarf]

I hate him with a passion.

 

"Don't be an economic girly-man!"

 

As if waxing your entire body and strutting around in a speedo for a living were an inherently manly occupation in the first place.

[Kumquat]

As if waxing your entire body and strutting around in a speedo for a living were an inherently manly occupation in the first place.

Sooo...they're not?

[ToadMan]

Do you like it when men wax their bodies and strut around in speedos Xandi?

[no yu begin wher i end]

Girls will claim that they're penis cars, but they're not. They're suburban status symbols, not nearly the same as a penis car.

Well, they're penis cars in the sense that if you own one, then there's an 80% chance that you're compensating for a small penis.

[RicardoObviouso]

it's funny how people always say shit like that, yet when it comes time for their money to start rolling in, a sweet car is the first thing on most people's list.

[ecnarf]

it's funny how people always say shit like that, yet when it comes time for their money to start rolling in, a sweet car is the first thing on most people's list.

That's most likely what I'll do when my six figure salary comes around, but I am not going to buy a hummer. If I'm going to drop a wad of bills on a car, it's had better be to be able to go fast and pick up chicks simultaneously.

[Shiri]

I don't like Hummers. You shouldn't get one.