I Humped Your Hummer

[ecnarf]

I've been wanting to use that double entendre all this thread, and you ruined it.

[RicardoObviouso]

were you waiting for the 5th page?

[ecnarf]

Well, I was going to wait for a female who wasn't a lesbian to contribute in a way conducive to it, but you know.

[RicardoObviouso]

timing isnt everything, adam.

 

speaking of timing, i almost got into two accidents today... both tire screetching brake smoking close calls. fuckin vancouver drivers.

[mrs jesus]

Well, I was going to wait for a female who wasn't a lesbian to contribute in a way conducive to it, but you know.

i'm not a lesbian

 

yet

 

fuck off

[RicardoObviouso]

he was probably talking about the chick from israel.

 

 

 

 

or maybe he was refferin to one of the lipstick lesbians who pretend in order to attract male e-ttention.

[mrs jesus]

i do that, but it's because

i'd actually make out with the sluts for my own pleasure. i don't have to fake being a gay to get a man's attention, i just have to talk shit and bat my eyelashes.

Edited August 7, 2006 by mrs jesus

[ecnarf]

Well, I was going to wait for a female who wasn't a lesbian to contribute in a way conducive to it, but you know.

i'm not a lesbian

 

yet

 

fuck off

What? Do you want me to ask you to give me a Hummer?

[mrs jesus]

Well, I was going to wait for a female who wasn't a lesbian to contribute in a way conducive to it, but you know.

i'm not a lesbian

 

yet

 

fuck off

What? Do you want me to ask you to give me a Hummer?

are you even old enough to ask questions like that?

[somnambulist]

Well, I was going to wait for a female who wasn't a lesbian to contribute in a way conducive to it, but you know.

i'm not a lesbian

 

yet

 

fuck off

What? Do you want me to ask you to give me a Hummer?

are you even old enough to ask questions like that?

Ooooh, burn.

 

OTP: Yeah, friggin drivers here suck. I'm so glad I don't drive.

[Shakakahn]

I almost had a head on with an old lady going the wrong way down a one way

[somnambulist]

Where do you live?

[Shakakahn]

red deer... the mentioned it on corner gas (no big deal)

[somnambulist]

Dude, I know where Red Deer is. My aunt lived there once.

[Crusader]

Isn't Red Deer in Alberta?

[somnambulist]

Yep. It's like a couple hours from Calgary. I believe it's the fourth largest city in the province.

[Crusader]

Impressive.

[somnambulist]

Quite.

 

Anton you clever guy, using big words that are more than 8 characters long!

Edited August 7, 2006 by kirbenvost

[Crusader]

sopeaced right now lol

[Shakakahn]

mmm 3rd largest thank you very much.. and only an hour from calgary (if you drive fast ;) )

[somnambulist]

So peaced? Or spaced? Have you been drinking again!?

 

Uh, what? I thought Lethbridge was bigger...

Edited August 7, 2006 by kirbenvost

[ecnarf]

Well, I was going to wait for a female who wasn't a lesbian to contribute in a way conducive to it, but you know.

i'm not a lesbian

 

yet

 

fuck off

What? Do you want me to ask you to give me a Hummer?

are you even old enough to ask questions like that?

Probably not, but I know a few countries where that isn't an issue.

[Shakakahn]

So peaced? Or spaced? Have you been drinking again!?

 

Uh, what? I thought Lethbridge was bigger...

Not no longer... red deer is the fastest developing city in Alberta right now