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silentshadow
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I was thinking of some really cool jobs one could have and tell young'ns things like "back in Nam..." when i'm 60.

I thought of some and came up with:

-Bear Wrestler

-Assasin

-Body Builder

-Kung Fu Master

-Clown in the Circus

-London Rapper

-Masked Villan

-Depressed Artist

 

Any more things one could aspire to be one day?

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bear wrestler, but only if you wear a gravy suit

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I don't see porn star on that list.

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I was thinking of some really cool jobs one could have and tell young'ns things like "back in Nam..." when i'm 60.

I thought of some and came up with:

-Bear Wrestler

-Assasin

-Body Builder

-Kung Fu Master

-Clown in the Circus

-London Rapper

-Masked Villan

-Depressed Artist

 

Any more things one could aspire to be one day?

Can I add somemore?

 

-Knife Thrower

-Fire Eater

-A Monk

-Vantriliquitz or whatever you spell it

-a Mime.

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a clown!!

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Assassins who live to retirement invariably get assassinated. That said, be an assassin.

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grenade eater. thats the best of all i hear. if u do it. call me first. i wanna see.

Guest jsunC
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Your not gonna have grandkids if you're a grenade eater

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your point being??! i wanna see it. so somebody do it.

supercanuk
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i think being a professional destruction durby participant would be cool

Prometheon
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a clown!!

I still occassionally do work as a professional clown, and trust me, it's not as fun as you'd imagine.

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You could always work at 7-Eleven

 

Oh wait! That's ME!

RicardoObviouso
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i seriously considered being an assassin when i was younger.

 

 

 

i vote for that one.

Edited by one_trick_pony
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Bikini wax inspector.

Ravenous megin-sane
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that's not a cool job at all

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Aren't you bisexual?

RicardoObviouso
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bikini wax quality control officer.

 

 

"just a random check ma'am, nothing to worry about"

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...did you read the thread?

Ravenous megin-sane
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Aren't you bisexual?

i think i just got the joke

silentshadow
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I don't see porn star on that list.

I knew that would come up some where on this thread.

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cough* grenade eater.

RicardoObviouso
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...did you read the thread?

yeah. i was elaborating on yours.

Ravenous megin-sane
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cough* grenade eater.

what is with you and eating grenades?

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I's a freudian thing...

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