Imaginary Friends

[RicardoObviouso]

my step brother had two imaginary friends named carmen dicarmen and bud.

 

my step sister used to bother him about it so bad and once she told him that she has sex with bud after jordan (brother) goes to sleep. and not too long a time later jordan killed bud. it was awesome.

[WalrusMeat]

I had two imaginary friends, and they wouldn't let me play with them.

 

 

 

Haha, kidding.

 

But, I am writing a story about a girl with skitzophrenia who creates an imaginary friend to exscape from her abusive family, falls inlove with her imaginary friend and then one day he leaves.

She goes to a shrink, shows him the note he wrote her saying goodbye, but then realizes it's in her handwriting. That's when you realize that Eugene (the imaginary friend) doesn't exsist.

But first you're going to use spell check, right?

Shush...

 

Of course I'm going to use spell check.

[Jarrod]

i had an imaginary friend. actually, terrorist. his name was bob. i'll leave it at that.

[crazycanuck]

The only imaginary friends I've had was when I've been on drugs. For instance, New Year's Eve, I was convinced John Cleese was in my friend's kitchen.

[Moonlight_Graham]

I had He-Man action figures. I didn't need an imaginary friend.

[Dan #3]

I had an imaginary friend named "Squeaky" he was tiny, lived in my closet and under my table, had bright green fur, though it posibly could have been blue. He spoke with a high, squeaky voice that came out of my own mouth. Am I brain-fubar'd? Yes

 

I don't remember where he went, but I have the distict impression that he grew bored of my introverted nature; he was getting tired of getting shut out by his creator. Whoa, that makes me more like God than ever before.

Edited January 4, 2006 by Dan #3

[garsk]

even though i had a brother and sister, i had an imaginary friend, and i think it normal to have one.

[Azalroth]

I had an imaginary friend....well friends...they were Lego guys, it was pretty sweet.

[Ravenous Yam]

I am amazed how accurately the poll results reflect the study results in the link at the beginning of the thread.

 

I am also amazed how imaginative many of you are.

[BBQ]

I had an imaginary friend....well friends...they were Lego guys, it was pretty sweet.

Imaginary Friends generally come in the form of people that aren't really there, not just you having tea parties with your toys.

[Azalroth]

never aid they were actually there...sheesh....

[garsk]

people with imaginary friends are usually more creative then people who dont.

[mrs jesus]

i had one named myrtle cockroach, she rollerskated with me

 

also, apparently i used to talk to some kind of animal that lived behind

the refrigerator. i don't remember that but my aunt is always telling me about it so i guess it happened.

[ecnarf]

Your aunt is a lying whore.

 

It's the same with people who like to tell you what you did while you were drunk. You wouldn't remember it, of course, but they like to abuse your trust.

[mrs jesus]

don't call my aunt a whore

[ecnarf]

I meant whore with a ph.

[benneb]

nope never