Imaginary Friends

[Ravenous Yam]

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2004/...41206193849.htm

 

Apparently 2/3 of kids have had an imaginary friend by the time they are 7.

 

I know I sure as hell never did.

 

Anybody?

 

Tangentially, this show is very weird and funny.

[Dan #2]

I had Eddie and Freddy. I put Freddy in the freezer and he died, so Eddie and spent most of the time together.

[Prometheon]

Man, when I was a kid I had a craaazzzzy imagination.

 

Not only did I have imaginary friends, I had imaginary enemies and I had imaginary battles with them using my imaginary super powers. I'm not joking at all.

[Ruettiger]

I never did. All I grew up with was TV and I turned out TV.

[ecnarf]

Does Jesus count?

[no yu begin wher i end]

Jack died when he fell off the Sears Tower. He was never right in the head, that one.

[MarketTomato]

Interestingly enough, I had an imaginary friend named Brett Bretterson. It's funny though, I think I just had him for the sake of having an imaginary friend. I think it was just a matter of having one, so I could say I had one to fit in. ;)

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Yah I was the same. I kinda just faked having one who's name was also Eric. I was an only child and I think I was just bored, so I remember making the choice to create an imaginary friend. I could talk to him over a phone in my hand. I never really hung out with him or anything, but for a long time if people asked if I had one I'd say I did. I used him, and I regret that. I also used to go sit on a bench in front of a fence and pretend that by pressing buttons on the fence I could open up a communication channel with my recently dead grandpa, who would give me advice on how to get the girl I had a crush on. That was weird I guess.

[borntohula]

does giving my stuffed animals personalities and names count?

[Ravenous megin-sane]

I never did. All I grew up with was TV and I turned out TV.

well your last name is cleaver.

[EvanofEdmonton]

I did, but it wasn't any particular person. Just a person who would ask me questions. Haha im not crazy

[Lauren]

i had imaginary conversations with sonic the hedgehog. but no friend i made up.

[Shiri]

Nope, can't say that I had.

[Crusader]

I never had an imginary friend ;) but I also never let any of my friends touch my lego.

[BBQ]

Mine was called George. He used to call me on the phone and leave me tootsie rolls around the house. As it turns out it was my uncle fucking with my head the whole time...at least I got candy out of it. ;)

[Audio of Being]

Mine was named Steve, and was a gentle monster. I would talk to him at night, so I could sleep in peace.

[Shiri]

I never had an imginary friend ;) but I also never let any of my friends touch my lego.

Oh I loooooooooooved Lego.

[Prometheon]

Mine was called George. He used to call me on the phone and leave me tootsie rolls around the house. As it turns out it was my uncle fucking with my head the whole time...at least I got candy out of it. ;)

That's REALLY weird....

[uglybutterfly]

I had a cat named Katie. she drove a red sports car. Me and my two friends played with our imaginary friends in kindergarten, they had a star trek guy and a flea. We were cool.

[jesuisspatula]

Damn right, I used to go on the teeter totter with her...yeah, that usually resulted in me sitting on the ground. O_o

[Ravenous Yam]

I never had an imginary friend ;) but I also never let any of my friends touch my lego.

Lego was the coolest. I had so much Lego.

Actually, its in boxes in the basement, so i guess i still have it.

[jesuisspatula]

Lego pwns.

[Pixie-elf]

Okay, my imaginary friends were....very strange.

 

I had 3 aligators that lived under my bed. They were to protect me.

 

And when I was 5, we went into a mexican restaurant, and I heard a mexican band playing and decided I wanted one of my own.

 

The three of them lived under the bed with the aligators too.

 

I was a -very- weird kid, like I said.

[WalrusMeat]

I had two imaginary friends, and they wouldn't let me play with them.

 

 

 

Haha, kidding.

 

But, I am writing a story about a girl with skitzophrenia who creates an imaginary friend to exscape from her abusive family, falls inlove with her imaginary friend and then one day he leaves.

She goes to a shrink, shows him the note he wrote her saying goodbye, but then realizes it's in her handwriting. That's when you realize that Eugene (the imaginary friend) doesn't exsist.

[little miss sunshine]

I had two imaginary friends, and they wouldn't let me play with them.

 

 

 

Haha, kidding.

 

But, I am writing a story about a girl with skitzophrenia who creates an imaginary friend to exscape from her abusive family, falls inlove with her imaginary friend and then one day he leaves.

She goes to a shrink, shows him the note he wrote her saying goodbye, but then realizes it's in her handwriting. That's when you realize that Eugene (the imaginary friend) doesn't exsist.

But first you're going to use spell check, right?