-INS- Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 yup $50.00 a shot ladies ;) edit: this is bullshit
Ruettiger Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 How did you edit it without it showing that you did?
The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Methinks he faked it. Edit: He's a witch for sure.
borntohula Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 maybe he saw other people writing edit in their posts so he did it too. i would like to buy your sex and then i will give it to a homeless person for free.
Ravenous megin-sane Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 it's more like "note:this is bullshit"
manfromharoldwood Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 maybe he saw other people writing edit in their posts so he did it too. this is the most plausible theory, i think. haha. adam, ur ghey.
borntohula Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 i should start going to messageboards trying to sell my sex to strangers. i think mr. -INS- has started something here...
Spritzup Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 Fuck this. For the next 3 days only, I'm offering my sex for 3 easy payments of $29.99!! That's 40% off the retail price. BUT WAIT!! For you, my favorite customers, act now and I will throw in dinner and a movie absolutely free!! Thats right, my sex with dinner and a movie for only 3 easy payments of $29.99. And if you order in the next 24 hours, I'll even throw in a free back/foot massage. That's a $49.99 value ABSOLUTELY FREE!! But hurry, quantites are limited.
Spritzup Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 Just PM me with your credit card number and measurements and I'll give you all the details.
josiegross Posted December 5, 2005 Posted December 5, 2005 Fuck this. For the next 3 days only, I'm offering my sex for 3 easy payments of $29.99!! That's 40% off the retail price. BUT WAIT!! For you, my favorite customers, act now and I will throw in dinner and a movie absolutely free!! Thats right, my sex with dinner and a movie for only 3 easy payments of $29.99. And if you order in the next 24 hours, I'll even throw in a free back/foot massage. That's a $49.99 value ABSOLUTELY FREE!! But hurry, quantites are limited. is it back AND foot massage? or is it one or the other?
ecnarf Posted December 5, 2005 Posted December 5, 2005 I'll call Spritzup's wager and raise him a larger penis!
Spritzup Posted December 5, 2005 Posted December 5, 2005 is it back AND foot massage? or is it one or the other? And Adam, it's not a wager, it's the deal of the lifetime!! But hurry, supplies are limited. For you, my dearest customer, I can make it a foot and back massage.
josiegross Posted December 5, 2005 Posted December 5, 2005 hmmm. it's not for me. but what do you buy for christmas for the brother who has everything?
manfromharoldwood Posted December 5, 2005 Posted December 5, 2005 hmmm. it's not for me. but what do you buy for christmas for the brother who has everything? depends. is he hot?
Pixie-elf Posted December 11, 2005 Posted December 11, 2005 hmmm. it's not for me. but what do you buy for christmas for the brother who has everything? You buy him a hooker, of course. <3
RicardoObviouso Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 hmmm. it's not for me. but what do you buy for christmas for the brother who has everything? that was fucking hilarious.
Doormat Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Spritz, does free syphilis come with it? Because it isn't worth it without free syphiliis.
Spritzup Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 I'll throw in the disease of your choice. WHAT A DEAL!!
garsk Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 i do miss having crabs, and with your offer Spritzup i can have it all. but! i dont want it $49.99. i want it for $45.99!
