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[somnambulist]

Military acronyms, a.k.a. MILACs, are stupid. ;)

[Crusader]

Military acronym M.I.L.F.

[ecnarf]

Don't make me send some MILOB's to opsec you tangos.

[matrix]

No, I'm calling myself black.

 

And buddy, if black widows are a species, THEN THERE HAVE TO BE MALES.

You sir are correct, my mistake.

[somnambulist]

Don't make me slap your ass and call you Julio, Adam. Cuz I would.

[ecnarf]

You wouldn't.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

I WANT TO BE IN THE L TEAM!!!

[ecnarf]

I want to watch the L team's dressing room.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i'd allow. i'm not a real one, anyways

[somnambulist]

Shucks.

 

888

[Ravenous megin-sane]

what? that's better for you

[ecnarf]

I suppose. At least a Me-Shiri-Meg threesome isn't TOTALLY out the question.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

not at all

[ecnarf]

Thanks for not killing my lifelong ambition.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

just talk to shiri

[somnambulist]

what? that's better for you

Oh wait. Yes, yes it is.

[ecnarf]

just talk to shiri

Could be tricky, but...

[Ravenous megin-sane]

no its really quite simple.

[somnambulist]

Just go: Hi Shiri. Would you mind undressing in the same room as Megin while I watch? She's not a real lesbian, but it's okay. ;)

 

She'll totally dig it.

[ecnarf]

Pssh. Meg's bi, Shiri and Meg are into each other, I'm into Shiri...

[somnambulist]

Hm. Well as far as I knew, Meg was kidding?

[ecnarf]

Meg never kids around. She takes her threesomes seriously.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i'm not joking. i'd totally have a threesome with shiri

[ecnarf]

Everyone would.

[somnambulist]

Haha, okay then.