NF Achievments post

[matrix]

Yah, you little bitchfucker. I was ahead of you at one point. Then you forgot about life and started posting. Jk.

[somnambulist]

lol, no hard feelings buddy. I'm just WAY more lonely than you. ;)

Edited August 14, 2006 by kirbenvost

[matrix]

That's true. I am married, and have sex. Oh, snap.

[somnambulist]

Snap indeed. I haven't gotten laid in nearly 5 months. How's that for bitter and alone?!!

[matrix]

I feel bad for you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not really.......

[somnambulist]

Haha, I didn't think so.

[matrix]

At least you know I care.

[somnambulist]

Do you? Well then why aren't you sending your sluttiest female friends over to my house as we speak?!?

[ecnarf]

Snap indeed. I haven't gotten laid in nearly 5 months. How's that for bitter and alone?!!

17.5 years.

 

*shakes fist*

[matrix]

Let me get on the phone. I know a few.

[somnambulist]

Don't worry Adam. Your time will come. Haha! Hahaha! Haha...oy.

[matrix]

I could send my sluts over to his house, but they don't like soldiers of fortune.

Edited August 14, 2006 by matrix

[Crusader]

But they do like scientology!

[somnambulist]

And...uh. Guys who live on Davie street apparently?

[matrix]

They like Tom Cruise if that's what you mean.

[ecnarf]

I could send my sluts over to his house, but they don't like soldiers of fortune.

...only because I have to kill them afterwards for persec.

[matrix]

You're like a black widow.

[Crusader]

And...uh. Guys who live on Davie street apparently?

Davie is like Queens.

[somnambulist]

They like Tom Cruise if that's what you mean.

It's a Vancouver joke. Someday you'll understand.

 

Adam, why would you exterminate your booty callers?

[ecnarf]

You're like a black widow.

...from the waist down.

[matrix]

They like Tom Cruise if that's what you mean.

It's a Vancouver joke. Someday you'll understand.

 

Adam, why would you exterminate your booty callers?

Mine was a joke too. You know because no one likes Tom Cruise....

 

If I have to explain it...it's not funny.

[somnambulist]

Haha...actually, my mistake. I thought you said "you mean like Tom Cruise?" but there was obviously no way you'd get the Davie street jokes.

[ecnarf]

I told you, PERSEC = personal security. Part of being a soldier of fortune. Noone may know me and live.

[matrix]

You're like a black widow.

...from the waist down.

Black widows are female spiders, right? Are you calling yourself a female?

[ecnarf]

No, I'm calling myself black.

 

And buddy, if black widows are a species, THEN THERE HAVE TO BE MALES.