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Ravenous Yam

Tom Cruise Is Hitler Reincarnated

By Ravenous Yam, in Open Discussion

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Ruettiger

Ruettiger

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A little bit of both, me thinks.

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ecnarf

ecnarf

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In case you were wondering, the 13 year old girl hot poker anal rape action was pretty damned sweet.

WalrusMeat

WalrusMeat

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that's frightening.

ecnarf

ecnarf

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What can I say? It was consensual. She recovered from the burns.

 

Then never talked to me again. ;)

WalrusMeat

WalrusMeat

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Maybe you should call her.

ecnarf

ecnarf

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Nah, we've grown apart since then...

 

Last time I checked, she really disliked sitting down in general. Never quite figured out why.

WalrusMeat

WalrusMeat

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Why don't you buy her some Vasiline for Christmas?

ecnarf

ecnarf

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Oh, I like to keep the vaseline for myself.

Ruettiger

Ruettiger

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In other news; Tom Cruise is Hitler!

WalrusMeat

WalrusMeat

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... there's a thred somewhere about that.

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