Tom Cruise Is Hitler Reincarnated

[WalrusMeat]

Well if memory serves he took over Austria first, however seeing as the majority of the populace welcome the Germans with open arms, and there was little (if any) fighting, many people don't consider it and invasion.

 

You'll be sitting next to me!

 

We can have a party.

 

Sweeeeeeeeeeet.

You bring the dip and coke, I'll bring the chips and rum.

[Spritzup]

I think I'm in love ;)

[WalrusMeat]

I get that alot. *shrugs*

[Spritzup]

Your modesty overwhelms me.

[WalrusMeat]

*grins*

 

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[Spritzup]

You're a smartass, I like that. Keeps things interesting

[WalrusMeat]

It's a talent.

 

This is why I'm going to hell.

[ecnarf]

I'm going to hell, too.

 

But for other reasons.

[Spritzup]

Well if that's the case Adam, we're ALL going to hell for that.

[ecnarf]

Not necessarily.

 

I am going to hell because I abducted a 13 year old girl and anally raped her with a hot poker.

[Spritzup]

I was talking about masturbation, but christ son, you're going to have a front row seat... say hi to Hitler/Cruise for me.

[ecnarf]

Actually, I'll likely punch Cruise in the face before any pleasantries occur, so you never know.

[WalrusMeat]

That's just because you're jealous. Of what? I'm not sure of yet.

[Spritzup]

His standing with the scientologists.

[ecnarf]

His enormous wang.

Edited November 27, 2005 by ecnarf

[Ruettiger]

His daring good looks!

[Spritzup]

How can your good looks be daring?

[ecnarf]

I believe the correct word is "dashing".

[Ruettiger]

Yeah, that one. I don't care.

[ecnarf]

He's not that good-looking anyways.

 

Besides, no amount of faux-charm could possibly hide the big, gaping vacuum that is his skull.

[WalrusMeat]

I couldn't of put it better myself.

[Spritzup]

I dunno, he's shagged some pretty good tail.

[Ruettiger]

I got a new haircut. Cruise doesn't have shit on me.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

Not necessarily.

 

I am going to hell because I abducted a 13 year old girl and anally raped her with a hot poker.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spritzup]

Not necessarily.

 

I am going to hell because I abducted a 13 year old girl and anally raped her with a hot poker.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know whether or not to find it awesome that you find that funny or disturbing. ;)