The Canadian Tire Guy

[Monkey]

Is it just me or is he just pimping crap that we really dont need?

[EvanofEdmonton]

That seems to be the popular opinion here...

[borntohula]

uhhh just a thought: all media everywhere pimps crap that you don't need.

 

i think i don't like mr. canadian tire because he's so fucking happy. not that i'm unhappy and jealous, but his level of happiness/know it all kind of attitude makes me angry. not the actual products.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Ok, get this. Mr. Canadian Tire... The series. I think it would be entertaining to see what this character was like when he wasn't hawking his wares. I bet he's insane and hilarious. I'm Canadian so if I write it CBC is bound to play it.

[Spritzup]

I bet him and his wife are like Barbie and Ken and have no genitalia.

[Jarrod]

wouldn't a collapsable latter be unsafe?

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

I bet him and his wife are like Barbie and Ken and have no genitalia.

I'm never going to watch the comercials the same again.

[Jarrod]

haha! yeah..

 

my sister and i made up a whole story about them one night when we went out for dinner. they used to work at home depot, but the wife got fired because she had an affair in the bathroom with pete in paints. yeah...it was funny. and the husband got fired because he beat the shti out of pete from paints.

[sea.change]

They seem like they would be really conservative. I bet his wife gets so pissed off at him, b/c he's probably uses the tools all the time and obsesses about them.

[Spritzup]

I bet him and his wife are like Barbie and Ken and have no genitalia.

I'm never going to watch the comercials the same again.

My work here is done.

[Katastrophina]

Remember when he was selling those water-jet things that you hold onto and it pulls you through the water? I used to want that so bad. It's like your very own dolphin, only with batteries up it's ass!

[supercanuk]

But a dolphin would be way cooler.

[Scot]

i'd do his wife if she wasn't such a fatty.

[shade]

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[Ray_Gun]

I didn't notice anyone posting any articles about this guy, but this one is a pretty good read. ;)

 

Canadian Tire Guy Article

[Moonlight_Graham]

I want to give like Santa, save like Scrouge. But this Canadian Tire piece of ass is ruining it!!!

[Disestabulistic]

On 22 minutes last night, there was a scit featuring him. He's in his yard working with a drill and his neighbour walks up.

 

canadiantireman sais

"hey neighbour, how's it goin?"

His neighbour is like

" Carol died last night, I'm realy emotionaly stressed right now"

"Is that so, I know what would help, this new cordless power auger, perfect for easy storage and quick assembly!"

"what am I gonna tell the kids? *sniffle*"

"Tell them that their fears of short battery life are over! With this new....

[shade]

haha Thats pretty classic.

[Disestabulistic]

Wow, cbc comedies realys seem to like him. Last night on the rick mercer report, he actualy got Paul Martin to pretend to be the canadian tire guy!

[pennies]

haaha i was JUST talking about this guy last night. my brother used to work at Canadian tire part-time and some girl came up to him recently and told him he hated Canadian tire because of the commercial guy.

 

his wife kind of pisses me off too though.

[benneb]

i forgot who he is

[Disestabulistic]

i forgot who he is

you lucky bastard