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The Canadian Tire Guy

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Monkey

Monkey

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Who is this guy, does he just sit in his cabbin and think up weard shit that he feels we all need. Did you ever notict that he does not appear to have a job. All he does it fix shit at the cottage. How can he afford taht Canadian tire crap

Monkey

Monkey

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Whats up withthe glad people. They think that they can just change the glad mana and we would not notice? I was mad, So made I switched to zip lock.

crazycanuck

crazycanuck

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Wasn't there an article about him in McLean's or something. I think Sparq was mentioning something about it...

yeah, they roast him as the spokesperson for a generation of male wimps. There's about five different articles just talking about how much he sucks.

heyrabbit

heyrabbit

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yeah he's been annoying for a long time. his neighbour will be using a perfectly good tool and he always comes over with his bullshit that's only useful for one task. why wash your car like a normal person when you can take the paint right off it with my new pressure washer

Mark? Excellent.

Mark? Excellent.

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It took me a while to realise this thread wasn't about me. At first I was kind of creeped out that you guys know that I work at Canadian tire and have a beard.

 

If you hate him now, try watching him in the same ad on eternal repeat.

Mark? Excellent.

Mark? Excellent.

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It took me a while to realise this thread wasn't about me. At first I was kind of creeped out that you guys know that I work at Canadian tire and have a beard.

 

If you hate him now, try watching him in the same ad on eternal repeat.

borntohula

borntohula

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that would be hell.

 

he's the manifestation of every persons' desire to be "on the cutting edge" and an exploitation of that same thing, due to all the reasons listed above. mainly the "you GOTTA HAVE THIS" attitude.

Moonlight_Graham

Moonlight_Graham

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He is annoying, and its in his contract that he cannot shave his beard or do interviews.

 

 

 

discuss.

so i'm not the only person who wants to drown this guy's face in a bucket of anti-freeze.

 

I hate you Mr. Canadian Tire dude. I will spend u all my Canadian Tire money to buy u some acting lessons.

 

p.s. can i trade Canadian Tire money for NF$ and vice-versa?

shade

shade

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He is annoying, and its in his contract that he cannot shave his beard or do interviews.

how do you know this? ha...

if you really want the truth...

 

The Canadian Tire Guy . . .

 

SPOILER (Highlight to View)
IS MY FATHER!!!!
shade

shade

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Dear god I pity you. I also have to kill you to ensure his genes are not passed on.

Well at canadian tire we have a number of handy saws and screwdrivers for tearing flesh and beards in those tough to reach spaces.

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