Lavatories

[Lauren]

how are people able to crap in front of others like that? and how were you able to stand in there and watch it?

[borntohula]

Once, my friend accidentally shit on the floor at Tim Hortons.

 

 

He tried to hang, by his arms from the stall walls, with his feet on the door, and shit in the toilet from 3 feet above it.

 

He failed.

i really don't know what to say back to this other than that this story is awesome.

[worldofnoise]

Tim Hortons is a magnet for that kinda stuff.

I was highly amused by this automatic plastic ass-gasket thing, so I snapped a pic on my phone...

You hit the red button and the plastic advances along the seat.

[HoboFactory]

Not very useful when it goes full circle though it seems.

[Crusader]

Tim Hortons is a magnet for that kinda stuff.

I was highly amused by this automatic plastic ass-gasket thing, so I snapped a pic on my phone...

You hit the red button and the plastic advances along the seat.

We don't have those in our Tim Hortonseses ;)

[manfromharoldwood]

the future of washroom technology is here. you can sleep easy tonight.

[Crusader]

And who would be responsible for removing the plastic guard? I'd leave it on there afterwards just to see what the next person in line would say. And really, who shits at Tim Hortons'?

[Dan #2]

how are people able to crap in front of others like that? and how were you able to stand in there and watch it?

remember that time i told you i was immodest?

[worldofnoise]

Actually, I should of specified.

 

Tim Hortons is a magnet for people doing odd things in the shitter. Once, when I was really cut, a friend and I wandered in there to use the facilities (beer has this effect) I took the stall, and he took the pisser right next to it. There is only two fixtures in this particular Timmy Ho's. So I start to drain the 'main vein' and promply see piss coming under the side of the stall. So I'm pretty drunk at this point, I decide to fight back... You can see where this led, piss all over the floor, and us laughing our asses off. We didn't even buy anything, just booked out of there in hyster

[Lauren]

girls never do this.

[static]

that's because girls need to harness their urine. Embrace the dark side! Or the light side depending on what you've drunk/eaten.

[borntohula]

i've #2ed in a tim hortons before, but out of sheer necessity. all of a sudden the feeling just hit me as i was driving and i knew i couldnt make it home. it wasnt too bad. there have been other times when i've made discoveries in a tim horton's stall that still haunt me to this day. i just went in to blow my nose too. i left a changed man.

[Spritzup]

Once, my friend accidentally shit on the floor at Tim Hortons.

 

 

He tried to hang, by his arms from the stall walls, with his feet on the door, and shit in the toilet from 3 feet above it.

 

He failed.

 

This story alone has made you my new god.

[Disestabulistic]

girls never do this.

Some guys never do this.

[HoboFactory]

What's Tim Horton's??

[DrowningorWaving]

"Sometimes, if no one's around, i back away from the urinal while peeing, to see how far i can get while still hitting target."

 

One of those things, you know? Where you think you're the only guy that does it. Except when I do it, I laugh like a son-of-a-bitch, and if someone comes in at that moment, and I step up to the urinal again, I can't keep from snickering and bursting into laughter.

 

 

"He tried to hang, by his arms from the stall walls, with his feet on the door, and shit in the toilet from 3 feet above it. He failed."

 

Best story ever.

[RicardoObviouso]

i was in white rock the other day and you could smell the stench from the women's washroom from the entrance to the mensroom. it actually smelled cleaner inside the mensroom than it did outside.

 

i was also in a room the other day where every urinal, toilet and sink had puke in it.

[Prometheon]

I only have one thing to contribute, and I'm not sure if it's been said yet, but here's a little nursery rhyme for those who piss on the seat and are assholes about it.

 

If you sprinkle when you tinkle

Be a sweety, wipe the seaty

[Disestabulistic]

I only have one thing to contribute, and I'm not sure if it's been said yet, but here's a little nursery rhyme for those who piss on the seat and are assholes about it.

 

If you sprinkle when you tinkle

Be a sweety, wipe the seaty

That is so insightful.

[guitarchick]

I always place toilet paper down on the toilet seat when I go in a public washroom. Or I squat over it which is much more difficult. You need strong leg mussels to do that.

[Lauren]

i just go. it's not touching my special parts, so i'll be fine.

[ecnarf]

Whenever I'm sitting down on a public crapper, I go the toilet paper route, too. Mainly a psychological thing, but whatever.

[Disestabulistic]

I avoid doing numero 2 in public washrooms at almost any cost.

[RicardoObviouso]

some public restrooms even have those prefab toilet seat covers that automatically wisk themselves away when you're done.

[ecnarf]

I avoid doing numero 2 in public washrooms at almost any cost.

Me too, but when you gotta go...