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Prometheon

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  1. I always imagined it as 'stained the cars' And I dunno, whenever I think of the line 'disguised as a bee' I just get a silly thought of some bee flying around being like, a secret agent.
  2. I swear to god the guy on the left looks like Luke Skywalker, and the other guy looks like Han Solo. But that dude in the background with the guitar just ruins it. Flash Gordon maybe? I dunno.
  3. I've always wanted to be dating a chick I don't really like on New Years, so when she asks me what my resolution is I can look her straight in the eyes and say "to be single."
  4. Probably the best insult I've ever heard was from a friend of mine named Riley. We were driving somewhere, and somehow we got on the topic of this girl named Morgan. She was an aquaintance of mine, and I asked him what he thought of her. His reply? "OH MY FUCKING GOD! Morgan is SO goddamned ugly! Owen, if I had to choose between having sex with her or beating her to death with a brick, I'd have to think about it." The tone, pacing and delivery was jsut perfect, and the entire car just lost it. One of my personal favorite insults is 'yeast-infected cum-bubble.' Busting that out when someone is getting on your nerves usually makes them shut up for a second as they visualize it and then feel like idiots. Share your stories, insults, etc.
  5. St Lawrence River (Live) - David Usher
  6. Yours reminds me of this funny instructional video about workplace sexual harrassment. These two guys are in an office, and one goes up to the other and says "word around the office is you have a big cock. I have a big cock too. Maybe we should hook up and rub our big cocks together sometime." It's pretty funny.
  7. If only Skeletor had a guitar...
  8. 7/10 cuz I love Matty, but the quality is lacking.
  9. Holy shit, it isn't He-Man and the Masters of the Universe is it?
  10. Even the annoying windows start up noise when you turn on your computer doesn't work. I remember when I first got this and I couldn't even play music or anything, but then I re-installed the drivers and music worked fine, so it isn't them. I just have no idea. Ah well, I guess there could be worse things wrong with a computer. Thanks for the help guys.
  11. Holy shit yeah!! That was SO amazing! And Kyle, I dunno, although it looks like a painting. Sadly I'm not cultured enough to take a stab at the artisit.
  12. Wish You Were Here - Incubus
  13. When Love and Hate Collide - Def Leppard and it's fucking amazing. It's just...good. Especially for 80s rock.
  14. I honestly can't remember, but it was probably Big League by Tom Cochran. I also remember really digging Ironic by Alanis Morisette and that New Radicals song. I forget the anme, but it was like "don't give up; you've got a reason to live, one last chance, you only get what you give" or something.
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