I know you were joking.
And there are several Matthew Good fans that probably need help.
Mostly female fans who are obsessed with getting into his pants.
I, on the other hand, don't want to get into his pants at all.
If anything, I'd rather sit down with him and drink tea and watch the day go by.
Really, are there any other female fans that don't want to rock the boat with him?
Anyone?
They key is: Good questions.
The best ones will be picked.
I'll have to ask him if he will be interested in doing this for us though.