mrs jesus

i am imagining you saying 'axl you so deeeeep' out loud and i seriously almost peed on myself laughing. audioblog plz. i asked someone once what was up with buckethead and they were like 'he's just buckethead' like that was the only explanation necessary. i still don't fully understand.

i don't even understand.. i mean, i wish i knew what he meant so i could edit that post for him...

personally, i think it's perfect music when you're feeling down, because it's so fucking sad, man.

what in the shit... ;)

spending time visiting family in the states isn't the same as actually living here. you never answered my question, you just skated around it. what's wrong, did it take all your energy to call me a terrorist?

you better not sell anything i sent you

maybe you have to be in the right mood to fully enjoy it

yeah, ok. that is the most ridiculous post i have ever read.

make me ...

this is just a ploy to get pm's isn't it? seriously, why are you selling all your shit? it's creeping me out.

this thread is more about hilarious msn conversations than it is about hatred.

you could move to texas and take up smoking and apply at allsups, it's the only convenience store in town that is open for 24 hours and it smells like grease and fried burritos but you can smoke in there AND they listen to the ROCK STATION on the radio, instead of country. i never go in there because it's really gross ;). so.. what's vernon god little?

boysenberries are real and there is no such thing as a fufu berry. you can 'find' them and take pictures all you like, but it won't prove anything. i could go outside and take pictures of some random berry on some random bush and tell you it was a fufu berry so yeah, your friend is an idiot, and you should probably tell her so.

i worked at a chevron for 3 days like 7 years ago. they let me smoke inside! and i could put cigarettes on my tab! but i still quit without giving notice because i am a big lame. ;)

i don't wanna argue but i started some shit anyway. listen, kid, it's not my fault you have a lame name and avatar. don't blame me for your bad decisions.

have you ever had sex with a goat? and if so did you like it?

i laughed twice!

he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says: who the crap ....calls their bf or gf a partner unless youre a fag your mom says: i know! he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says: and who the crap cries together your mom says: hahaha he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says: that is embarassing your mom says: the only time i can think of crying with someone is like, if someone died he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says: i'd be like "uhhh.. this is getting awkward...so bye" he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says: yeah seriously your mom says: and that's not intimate he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says: yeah..not so much your mom says: OH GOD THIS IS SO AMAZING WE ARE CRYING TOGETHER BECAUSE YOUR MOM DIED I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says: LET ME TOUCH YOUR ARM your mom says: haha your mom says: WAIT I WILL WIPE AWAY YOUR TEARS, PARTNER he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says: *EMBRACES YOU*

dan says: stupid fingers your mom says: let's just chop them off your mom says: and you can send them to me and they will be a valentine! dan says: but how would i be able to a) seal the envelope b) put the stamp on c) not bleed to death d) open the mailbox? your mom says: hmm your mom says: these are all valid points your mom says: we can come up with a solution though dan says: what if i chop off my toes instead, i mean, seriously, what the fuck are they good for? your mom says: true your mom says: balance maybe, but who needs balance dan says: people who walk, and who walk are chumps, chumps i say! your mom says: that's right, WHEELCHAIRS FOR EVERYONE!

i always knew you were a street fighter, sean ps - i've never even heard blue rodeo, i only said they sucked because you said everyone else sucked for not mentioning them. ;)

or maybe it's that blue rodeo sucks? OOOH THINK ABOUT THAT ONE, SEAN. Blue Rodeo is the best band to come out of Canada, and if they signed a bigger record deal in the late 80's they would be the Canadian version of the Beatles. Matt Mays and El Torpedo OLP Sloan BNL Bryan Adams The Weakerthans Tragically Hip Chiliwack Neil Young Matt Good/friends Nickelback And not to be a jerk or anything, but Mrs. Jesus, do you ever have anything nice to say? Something that is not trashing everyone else, or their taste? 3/4 at least, of your posts, are trashing someone else or something else that someone thinks is great. i guess sean (you know, the person i was responding to) knows i was just fucking with him, and i guess maybe you shouldn't worry about what i post. if you actually READ my posts, you'd see that i have plenty of nice things to say, but since you seem to have pretty bad taste, you are now dead to me. ;) ps - starting out by saying 'not to be a jerk or anything' means that whatever you're about to say is dripping with jerkosity, so just avoid the pussyfooting and say 'hey, i'm a jerk, and i think you're an ass, mrs j'. it makes things a lot easier when we know where we stand.

night light - sleater-kinney

i like appetite for destruction better i don't care about chinese democracy, i've been hearing about it for so long that i'm tired of it before it's even released.. but i'll probably still check it out

asian script is something different in the tattoo world? really...

or maybe it's that blue rodeo sucks? OOOH THINK ABOUT THAT ONE, SEAN.