mrs jesus

see, i wish that was as funny as i think you intended for it to be, but better luck next time.

you live in texas? get out of my state, lamewad.

so then technically, jager could be MY chemical romance <swoon>

is alcohol a chemical?

whaaa? why would you do that to yourself? i'm gonna have to demand that pictures are posted.

clearly your face isn't balls, because you just took that like a bitch, which would lead me to believe... ok i'm sure you know where i'm going with this

I'd say they're better suited to the final stage of the digestive process rather than being ingested. that's rude, pavel. eat your words.

i have a black one and a grey one, someone should buy me a white one to pay me back for all the free entertainment i dish out around here

i have been listening to sonic youth since before you were born. in fact, i invented them.

i would frame a cover that sweet.

anyone want a complimentary copy of the most recent blender? the mcr 'lads' are gracing the cover. they're not even pretty, it's such a waste.

there are pink xanax and valium, though they're a pretty low dosage.. i always assumed that he was talking about those, because they're anti-anxiety pills and they make you feel fucking great. if you'd like to begin a journey into pill-popping bliss and you're not familiar with how to start, i'd suggest the pinkies. ;)

it's blue buy it for me?

i think not. times two.

you lying liar, i never said that!

what are you talking about? stop talking crazy.

you're pretty smart when you wanna be

Creepy as fuck. why haven't you added her yet? she likes boys.

http://www.myspace.com/becky_isaho

amen, brothers

for you, perhaps. i smoke and i like old shit so it seems to work out ok for me. anyway, i see nothing dull about having an ashtray that looks like a pink toilet.

anton is that a beer in your hand?

duh, like you won't be sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Now I can continue being a lesbian in peace. and i can start!

i buy a lot of antique ashtrays. i don't really know why since i smoke outside and don't take them out there since they are antiques. i feel bad everytime i get a new one, but i do it anyway. the other day i almost bought one that was in the shape of idaho. i've never even been to idaho. i don't even LIKE idaho. BUT IT WAS AN ASHTRAY SHAPED LIKE IDAHO AND THAT IS STUPID AWESOME.

duh, like you won't be sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME.