mrs jesus

ha. texas RULES. it's funny that you mentioned being played on a classic rock station. when the classic rock station here plays pearl jam or guns n' roses i want to cry because I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER WHEN STUFF THAT GETS PLAYED ON CLASSIC ROCK STATIONS WAS NEW. i am so old. ;)

actually, you know, the more i think about it, the more i realize that any thread i don't post in is absolute shit, sad but true.

wow, i'm glad you didn't call me a lady. and let's be real about this, the picture post thread is crap.

oh, no no, sweet prosis. i'm not mad at all, i'm just trying to guide him to other forums, where he can find even MORE entertainment. this one isn't usually 'fun' so much as it is 'informative'. it's only fun now because we've hijacked this thread all to hell.

you know, old guy, there's a whole board here. you oughta step outside of this forum once in awhile and spread your joy other places.

i make myself laugh so much it's retarded.

prosis, i have this power over people, you know? they behave in a way that is completely out of character for them.. hoping in vain that i will shower them with my attention.. longing to impress me, JUST ONCE... surely you know this.

let's talk about how awesome it was when i hit on the old guy. pretty sweet, eh? none of you pansies had the balls to do it.

she's standing over your shoulder reading what you type, isn't she?

um, excuse me, don't distract the man from my charms ;)

most people do, once they find out i'm here

are you married? because that line would totally work on me, and you could come to texas and we could totally get it on. i'm just throwing that out there.

ask crusader. i'm sure he can help you out since he runs this shit.

;) 345678

wow. i feel totally cheated.

OH MY GOD SO ELVIS IS A MURDERER???

jerry cantrell - degradation trip 1 & 2 what if sodamntired STOPPED POSTING ENTIRELY?? wow, dare to dream. ps i'm kidding, i actually like this thread

do you think that means that maybe tupac is really not dead?

oh i'm definitely excited about that let's talk about your avatar some more. did you take that picture?

i don't know what that means but i bet it's really exciting

trying to one up me, eh? i wish you ladies much luck.

i like your avatar.

i thought you were saying how you're a romantic fool, blah blah blah. you're not very romantic at all if you're not down with candles.

that is the greatest idea you have EVER had. i support this 400%. not kidding. ps fritos are really good on pb & j sandwiches. seriously.

they have yankee candles that are supposed to smell like merlot but they smell like grape candy.