mrs jesus

so, would you build me a bass? i don't actually need to be able to PLAY it so much as i just want to look at it and TELL people i play it

wow. you just don't mess with whats-his-name, you know, that dude from that one band, the one that sings that one song...

I LOVE SEXYBACK

oh it is SO on! If I had mod powers (which I SO should because I've been here so long) you and I could have a battle of Goku v Vegita proportions! but you don't and i do, so i win, HAHAHAHHAHA love me.

how is it ruined?

is santa wearing stick-on eyebrows?

i like a lot of old 80s cock rock bullshit too. faster pussycat, bang tango, la guns, old motley crue.. the sleazier, the better. the more makeup and leather, the better.

i fucking love justin timberlake. sexyback is a brilliant song and i don't care what anyone says. i also like the dixie chicks. but i will pretty much admit all my musical faults, because everyone has them and denying them is pointless.

wow. if you'd spelled that correctly, that would probably be the hottest thing you've ever posted.

see, most people do like me. at least the people that actually matter, anyway.

no, but you probably shoulda anyway, slut and i don't need the pass to do me any good, i just want it so i can lie and say it did

doesn't know that kumquat's been here forever

;) 345678

Some old tour passes and a lot of "baggage"!!! ;) can i have a tour pass so i can lie to people that don't know who you are and say i saw you 'back in the day'?

thank you for being the voice of reason in this thread. loves.

you people are ruining any fun that christmas might have by giving out all of your gifts early. MORONS. GOD.

becky appreciates your business

is coming out of the closet for his new year's resolution

not in my house, he didn't.

i think you CAN believe it, if you pay attention to the threads around here. :angry:

probably found his response to be all too easy

how's your mom?

tequila lime pie? sounds like a headache.

i love this guy. he is a comic genius, even if we are STILL WAITING FOR THE GRAND FINALE.

dude, i could totally bend a cymbal in fourths and not break it (that is actually a lie)