mrs jesus

my brother in law has a crush on her

see what i mean?

that's pretty much what i did too! except replace 'drink in fields' with 'do drugs in fields' and replace 'smash stuff' with 'have sex'. and replace 'car tag' with 'do drugs in cars'. also, nice ebonics, whitey.

the real thing - faith no more <3

i used to have a rubber skeleton crucified on my wall, but i kind of outgrew that. also, it was technically sorta blasphemous i guess.

it's so unfortunate that you feel that way, because it's a really good time to be a mrs jesus fan.

i hope you don't plan on living here when we get married, because you will get shot for saying that sort of thing in texas

but i asked geoff, not you, anton. YOU are buying me this: and buy one for geoff too, because he would like it i think.

i just didn't notice you were around. hi, how are you, buy me this please :

when did you sneak in?

geoff : will you buy me this?

adam, you love all things i do.

yeah, although it's likely that you could be an idiot. most people here are. ;)

because he's a dick.

you can call it what you like, and i will say it's because you don't want me to hate you forever. ;)

i'll hate you forever.

i don't. fucking change that shit.

listen, kids. you can shit up the lounge, but keep it on topic in here.

i have so many songs that there isn't even a number big enough yet. HAHAHAHAHA I WINIWIN I WIN I WINN IWIIIIIIN

if i were to see a live matty solo acoustic extravaganza, i am fairly certain i would turn into the crying girl that i hate. perhaps it is a good thing i don't live in canada.

if your siblings have the same father as you, they're not white. also, does it make me racist if i say i'm glad i'm white?

we should probably shit up one of my threads in the lounge and keep this one on topic, if you plan on being here awhile longer.

it must not have been that great, because i can't remember the name od it. but i'm fairly sure i watched all of it, so it couldn't have been that bad either.

sober up?

the one with the gun is the one i think is so cute. i don't like anime. but, one time i watched this movie where this kid got separated from her parents and like the parents turned into pigs and there was some big festival with spirits and weird asian shit. i can't remember what it was called but it had subtitles and it was kind of weird.