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One day "family values" (whatever the fuck that means) will be deemed unsafe. Just wait for it.

Well, now you're on to something. Can it also say who they caught the STD from?

They're stalking us. ;)

I know! Some guy added me as a friend and I must find out who he is exactly.

Yeah. I only found out when I went to upload some pictures. It's really useful. You can tag and add comments right in iPhoto, then upload them all at once.

I've got the iPhoto upload application. Upload photos STRAIGHT FROM iPHOTO. Brilliant.

Step 1: Spend way too much time on the Bored Step 2: Go to sleep

Sounds like the crazed self-justifications of a nazi-sympathizer sympathizer!

No dreams, but I woke up thinking of the number 61 for some reason.

The ammonium nitrate to my fuel oil.

I'd watch that movie.

Nope. They used BMW motorcycles among other things.

Yeah. Like I'd want anything to do with those ex-nazi sympathizers.

Probably likes it german and very overpriced.

Tried a bit too hard.

Will most likely call me "lieutenant obvious" whenever he can. EDIT: Lieutenant DOES have an "f" in there, by the way.

A cad in general.

Does it count as cheating if you'd want to watch?

Suitably large guns would solve all those problems.

Jerk chicken with WAY too much jerk seasoning. That was not fun.

Holy fuck that rainbow wheel. It makes me so angry.

Well, if you want to get technical about it...

... uncomfortable? I've made someone UNCOMFORTABLE? Have we all collectively grown vaginas?

He was a showman in a trashy sport for trailer dwellers. Sure, he "won" wrestlemania XYZ, but it's all fucking scripted. More fake than a bad porno. There are plenty of people who I respect in the world, but why the fuck should he be one of them?

I've heard acting and following a script is hard work, too...