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Or, you know, heterosexual. Something's quite wrong with vancouver society, let me tell you.

And eating lunch with your hairstylist. Like seriously. Hairstylist? You know you're from Vancouver when...

Ha ha ha Coulter as an engineer. Really doesn't seem that far off.

But only if you take them on a owrld tour and return them to their owner with pictures of said world tour.

What a hick.

Surgery is always an option.

Oh but people do seem to care about my avatar and their mistaken conceptions of my motivations for changing it. I didn't change it because Shiri got confused or because Christy hates Christine; IT'S BECAUSE SERINE IS CODED FOR BY A ADENINE, GUANINE AND CYTOSINE CODON.

What the hell? I guess none of you know much about DNA transcription.

You already have those right here.

Not every, thank god.

It's not just the fact that she says "like", it's the way she says it. If you say it as a space-filler because you can't think fast enough, well you know. But if you use it as a rhetorical device in an argument, HOLY FUCK does that piss me of.

I could do without some of these douche-nozzles. Like, this girl across the hall that has, like, more opinions than thoughts and, like, thinks far too highly of her own opinions and never shuts the fuck up?

I also wish that it weren't so inevitable that I'm never going to see any of the people in my classes again. I mean, hell, today could very well have been my last lecture ever at Western. I'm told that both chem at western and pharmacy are very close-knit family type faculties/departments (there are only 40-50 honours chem students in any given year). Still. The physical sciences aren't typically bastions of good looking women and I'd at least like to, you know, not get cut off from some of the ones I've met this year entirely.

I'm not ready for summer, either. I'm going to miss the floor too god damned much.

God this conversation went downhill fast.

I'd be making a 3D model of my avatar using an organic chemistry set for fun. Then I'd get drunk and start throwing models of O2 molecules at ethyne molecules and waiting for them to blow up.

For good reason, of course.

There we go.

I love it when you get all ironic.

But where would I be without my niche porns? WHERE?

He also has the nasty habit of being right about one or two things. For example, why the hell are you working selling TVs if you discourage people from buying it?

Butbutbut I just saw the chart for DNA nucleotide coding pairs in a bio review session and I just HAAAAAD to have my avatar reflect my up-to-date knowledge of science.

And if I just so happened to change it by some magic coincidence?

And if I don't?

Oh, but you absolutely love it.