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Metaphorical pacifiers, Christy. Metaphorical.

Holy fucking crap: http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/t...2F07022502.html

That's the worst kind of vicious cycle.

wha-PSSSH

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Google could beat up Chuck Norris.

They are e-hos, bringing the money in to Anton.

No. He ate the whole corporation. Duh.

It gave you an STD, I'm sure.

Internet ownage, kids.

Something to do with briefly running naked through the halls, and my roommate yelled "ADAM!" just before I exited the hall. Weird.

That's what I was aiming for.

Aww. Is somebody a poor playwright?

I went with Luke Skywalker because he most represents "your mother." Had we been voting toby macguire instead of spideyman, my vote might have been different. Toby, unlike Luke, has a huge, gaping, loose, roast-beef-curtain vagina that leaks fluid.

It's a tough call either way.

Wow, you brought up the lame. And wasn't there a more recent less lame dreams thread? I mean, seriously

It handicaps it. Piss off everyone else and drag them down to your level.

I went with Down's syndrome because I like to imply that people have more/fewer chromosomes than I do. Turner and Klinefelter syndrome sufferers, watch out. P.S. I've become quite sick, too. I'm drugging myself into oblivion. The problem is I am entirely too relaxed for my own good and unable to focus. EDIT: And for hte love of god non-medical professionals your armchair diagnoses are pitifully useless. Wait for Beth to show up or visit an MD so you can get a medical reason to delay your exams, bitch.

No doubt. I did a google search for it, and the number is linked to Chin. Seems legit.

Where is the "your mother" option?

If you've ever read America: The Book, and its breakdown of a 24 hours news station, you'll understand why they have to resort to such bullshit. They have absolutely nothing else to do, and the people who are on the air generally have larger mouths than brains. Time to fire up that middle-aged (or later) brain and start with the same old tired bullshit about how everything about today's world has gone to shit compared to x decades ago. P.S. I never thought the CBC could go so low: http://www.slate.com/id/2164428/nav/tap1/ Assuming that comment is real, I hope that piece of shit loses her job. Holy fuck.

Let's all bask in the unintentional ironic glory of that post.

Some guy came into my room earlier talking about this. It's fucking insane and pretty scary.

This raises the question as to whether you're intelligent enough to know when I'm not being serious, or if you're just high on the fancy definitions they teach you in linguistics class and being a semantic douche. I'm betting on a combination of the two. EDIT: While we're on the topic of PHD's, Beth is about to get her doctorate in 2 weeks or so. We don't legally have to call her doctor but I'm totally doing it.

DO YOU EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT HYPERBOLE IS? Jesus motherfucking christ. "Access to undergraduate pussy." Do you honestly think that I would give that as a remotely valid reason for going to grad school? In a stream of science where there aren't many women and the few that are there aren't known for being hot?