thefutureisxrated

One time, this guy I knew hurt his nut playing basketball. I guess the strand the ball hangs from twisted around the ball itself, causing quite a lot of pain. He said it constantly felt like somebody had kicked him in the balls. As for an emergency testicular ultrasound, its usually pretty minimal in proceedure. Many times what happens is that the ball twists around the cord/strand, causing some off and on pain. Usually it can be corrected by manipulating the balls, but sometimes requires surgery to correct the issue. In case of surgery, the ball is removed. Never fret, as only one ball is enough to produce more than enough sperm.

How do I download the video from nearfantastica.com? The Future is X-Rated video just starts up without offering me the chance to download it like some of the others do...

Yeah, his departure from his blog is very emo. Here's what I would comment to Matt Good if I saw him in person... Why do you even acknowledge what ignorant comments are sent to you? Unfortunately, you're bound to have people that do such things and you should expect that. If it bothers you that much, why even post your email address or a comments link? I mean, jesus christ, you act like these random ignorant comments are the hypothetical dagger through the heart. remember Matt, nobody is holding a gun to your head to create your psots, so just appease your fans and to hell with those who don't like what you write. I'm a big Matt Good fan, but actions such as this one make me respect him less. When your in the spotlight and dole political debate, criticism will be dealt. It's your job to look past the morons and their comments. If somebody insults your views, just give them the finger.

Anybody, please help... I just need the Future is X-Rated Video to complete my collection. If anybody has this video on their computer or knows a site where I can get this video, please let me know. Thanks. I can be emailed at: [email protected]

I tend to meet musicians when I'm taking a pee. I met Frank Black of the Pixies while taking a pee, the lead singer of Semisonic while peeing, Rivers Cuomo of weezer while peeing, and matt good and rich priske while taking a leak. It was at Whiskey Saigon in Toronto, where I was working when I lived in Toronto. It was us three( matt, rich, myself) and two really drunk kids. The one drunk kid peed on the floor and the other was laughing hysterically. I was finishing my leak before I threw them both out and matt looked at me and shook his head in disgust. The Transcript: Me: "I'm about to make this guy accidentally fall in his own pee" Rich: "Don't get any on yourself." Matt: "Ask him how it tastes." Me: "You guys didn't see anything, right?" Matt: "see what? A clumsy drunk kid? Ha ah ha ha"

Porno Safari featuring Slappy Mutt Mutt and a hooker in a box.

Are there plans in the works for a MGB Music Video DVD? I really hope this comes to fruition, as the MGB Videos are by far some of the most fantanstic and best videos ever made. I don't think there is one band out there, save Radiohead, that can hold a candle to the creative genius of the Matthew Good Band.

You spent your NF$ on the song? Oh god... Now you won't be able to afford that brand new diamond ring for your girlfriend. Be more responsible with your NF$s.

Somebody check the computerized voting machines... there must be a mistake! Next time, we use paper ballots. Alert Status red is better than Weapon.

At the very least, you could make a pretty cool rarity CD with all MG's less than famous songs. Speaking of which, how high was MG when he made "Comming Out in Purple?"

how do I look up the source?

Does anybody know where I can download the MGB videos? I have almost all of them, but recently, my computer had to be reformatted. All but two videos were saved, except Alabama Motel Room and The Future is X-Rated. Thus, I need to know where I can find these two videos. If anybody has them saved on their computer, please email them to me... If anybody knows a good site where I can find these, please let me know. Thank you for your help in advance.

the cover of Enjoy the Silence, off lo-fi b-sides.

many great songs, but the one that goes onto my one-song-recording device when the house sets fire is: Load Me Up

it's good