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Everything posted by sodamntired
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what the H....funny. in a bizzare way.
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thank you. I'd like to know too, but it means a lot coming from someone else. edit: WAIT I've looked into my crystal ball that I have and you can't play with. Mrs. Jesus will say something bitchy like, "I read his threads, and I can't believe someone like that actually exists, but he does." or something like that. now she'll say, "you can't predict what I'm going to say." so prove me wrong. Post something completely different and blow my mind.
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I remember sex ed from class. the teacher asked who is going to talk to their parents about what they learned today. everyone raised their hand, except me. the teacher asked me why not, I just said we don't really talk about that. heh, same class was just after the bombing of the WTC, not the plane attack(s) but the bombing, the teacher asked the class if everyone thinks they should put whoever did that the death penalty, again, everyone raised their hand, except me. The teacher asked me why I didn't think he should be given the death penalty, I said because that is too easy of an escape. He should have to suffer as a punishment. Some people agreed with me and also lowered their hands. Boy, I tell you what, I was a wise 6th grader.
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I challenge you, yes you, to watch this video and NOT laugh. It's Lance Krall, calling a resume writer, to write a resume for his fictional Porn Career. I have seen it many times, I'm laughing out loud every time, to this day. 2:45 he has the best laugh and one rule, I am making this thread to spread the humor, if you don't think it's funny, strapping your mouth shut and you're unable to expel laughter...move on. thank you and good night
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*sigh* well, I guess I can dumb it down for you public school educated morons who don't have the TIME to read important conversations about so called Magical Spaghetti Monsters that fly just outside the universe. I am going to tell to this to all my fellows at the coffee shop. hehe, that is EXACTLY how most people who completely deny the existence of a high power would respond to your post. but that is not how I roll. I basically said I used to be a true believe/follower but as I've grown older I have become more "I don't know." and I'm ok with that, but there are people who won't accept this.
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*turning this important thread into a discussion about God* back to the debate over God or G*D or god or gOd......now, I'll go with SOMETHING started this at the beginning, but I don't think IT really cares so much about our *Very Meaningful Lives* that a little buzzer goes of in HIS/HERS head whenever somebody types God on a computer. The last time he sent down a messenger, they nailed it to a cross, so I'm pretty sure he's just letting us be. NOBODY knows what happens after you die. You get either the pro-Jesus people will tell you that you will go to heaven and party with the other good people for all eternity. that seems like a long time. Eternity. And I have not one explanation about what everything was like before the Big Bang, other than, "there was nothing, but not nothing, because even nothing is something." ok, you lost me. I remember church back when I was a toddler, where the minister would be telling about stories how Jesus spoke to people, and I just wanted to ask, "Does Jesus still talk to people?" As I'm older, I know what their answers would be. "HE is speaking to you every day." nope, you lost me, try again. I used to work/go to this Christian coffee shop, and I talked to the woman who owns it, I told her, "I know I could like ask God to get me a job, or get me a woman who loves me, but he has more important things to do, so I'm just going to let him be." She told me, "oh, he always has time for you." nope, you lost me. try again. If God really cared about us, wouldn't he step in during the Holocaust? If we all followed Jesus' teachings, shouldn't we ALL be helping out the homeless? Shouldn't we all be Jewish, as he was the King of Jews? He didn't set out to create a new religion. Talking to this girl once, she told me that she was going to convert to jewish faith. I asked her "why do everyone seem to dislike Jews all around the world?" "because Jews believe that a messiah is coming to Earth to free all everyone of pain and suffering, BUT they don't believe that Jesus was the messiah." I told her that she has rocked my world, and I won't be becoming a Jew, because if I did, they would require that I went to a hospital and got pieces of my manhood cut off....and that doesn't fly with me. I like from Religious, where Bill Maher said that he would love to be in on the first conversation where the first guy said, "we must circumcise all newborn boys." cause wouldn't there be ONE guy who said, "I'm sorry, what?"
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I think there's a glitch in the Mxxxxx whenever I just spasm. My body has been pushed too close to the computer. YOU DO NOT TAKE THE MXXXXX NAME IN VAIN. thank you. ;) *aaaand scene. clapping. good job* I don't and never will get people who refuse to say God...they need to write G*D. f them. that's right, F THEM!
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Where did I come from? This girl said, "i bet you asked your mom, 'mommy, where did I come from?'" I thought....nope, I didn't. I never thought about that, I've just assumed, I've always been here, so why should I ask that? the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees. So did you remember asking your parents where you came from? When, If, Whif you have children, how will you tell your chilluns?
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Jello Biafra's voice is one of a kind. Listen to his spoken word, he hasn't changed. or listen to classic Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia and then Pull My Strings. They were asked to perform Hoiday In Cambodia in front of all these Record Execs
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hehehe.......i tried to register that at gmail but they wouldn't allow it....so.... [email protected]
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Dead Kennedys - Moon Over Marin Matthew Good - Moon Over Marin Nine Inch Nails - Hurt Johnny Cash - Hurt Remakes can make songs even better.
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I know, right? edit note: I made a group on facebook called "10 Million Strong Against Chris Haugen" hehe ;)
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http://www.cnnbcvideo.com/index.html?r=312...P5OTDU0OTY4OA--
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just had a major case of it. I hate this. Can someone give me a explanation of this, without posting a link to Wikipedia, and just tell me why. Mrs. Jesus is not allowed to post. and personal attacks on me and my postings are not allowed.
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kind of like Johnny Cash - I hung my head. first listen, he makes it his own, you swear it is his original.
