Ruettiger

Jesus exploded when I beat him at a game of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Seriously both of you shut up forever. Forever doesn't mean in 2 minutes, it means beyond the end of your existence, so shut up forever. Well, in this thread to each other anyway.

Ok both of you shut up forever. I have a nVidia GeForece 7950 GX2...Im my own worst enemy.

10/10 (pi is 3.14...)

In this day and age, who isn't tired all the time?

My dream involved aqua pandas and an electric lake.

She was a slut!

Wait, I meant I don't have anyone blocked, and I only talk to a couple regularly.

John Frusciante - Regret

I have everyone from NF blocked.

If you made out with some guy that eventually hooked you up with your first love, then had a kid that looked IDENTICAL to him, you wouldn't remember?

And yet your mom would never recognize you as the boy she made out with on the night of the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.

You're doomed to talk to people you talk to...tsk tsk

I'd stop my mullet from happening.

Exactly.

Would you use it to take the snakes off the plane?

I wouldn't use the time machine and spend the money on something worthwhile.

I have a steady-cam and patience. Am I in?

Snakes on a Nickelback?

I demand satisfaction. I challenge you to a duel!

I hate frozen baby.

*X-Files theme*

The snakes are scientologists.

And then he ate the placenta.

0/10 Chad Kroeger is a dirty dirty person. Hope is a hammer, hope will crush you.