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I can already see the reply now...

This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer does something stupid and when questioned he goes "It's my first day!", Mr. Burns is satisfied with that answered and then finds out he lied so he asks why he lied and Homer responds with "It's my first day!"

Well then...

Boring! Next.

Everybody thought the same about the $2 bill. Look what it's worth now! $2.

This was in the newspaper today. Seems like a lame story to publish.

Calgary.

I don't write down dreams, but I will always remember the most memorable ones. I remember dreams I had in grade 4 because of the detail.

Sitting here replying to you?

WHAT?! I just finished a burger from DQ.

Did you read the article from USA Today, or just skip it?

Is correct.

Hey let's all praise Al Gore for being such a super environmentalist!

Is younger than Jesus.

Beer. I guess that's more "consumed" than "eaten."

Knows who John Butler is?

Some pasta thing that a friend made for me.

doesn't love me as much as I love her.

Logan is the catcher.

Is the bestest!

Just saying risqu

is gay 78

You are a monster tonight.

It's fun to be risqu

You said everything I was going to say about you!