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The bigger they are...the more thorougly they crush your puny bones.

And yet, you can smuggle alot more drugs in a big one.

Liquid Tension is not MG at all, and has, for a long time, been available as such on the P2P networks. It is a persistent toxin. Far as I can tell, the real track name is Liquid Tension Experiment - Acid Rain

Sure, I have some in the ole' playlist here.

Why are you Jesus squad and I'm moderator? Not that I want to be jesus squad, I'm just sayin is all...

Dark Blue, near as I can tell...faded, probably. Er....with grey logo.

One of those bug bomb pesticide foggers may be an easier solution next time. I'm pretty sure the chemical weapons conventions don't apply to other species.

Oddly enough, I hate them all. Firefox, IE, Opera...it's all a big pile of crap. Thus, I sit here and use IE for various vaguely defined reasons.

Divine Intervention Why am I always implicated in violent crimes before they even take place?

"I gotta get me some of that."

Indeed. No prize for me. At any rate, your gain....it is the others who have missed out as far as I'm concerned. I know supercanuk read it...

Groundhog day is an idiotic event based on the ridiculous superstition that on one specific day of the year, one specific groundhog has the power to determine global weather patterns for the coming year, based on whether or not it sees its own shadow on the ground. No, I have not read anything like that. Why is it like five degrees out in the middle of february?

Then victory is mine.

Most of Murphy's Laws Of Combat apply here.

It has nothing to do with Dilbert, but it is the same writer. It's a relatively short, free E-book ( http://www.andrewsmcmeel.com/godsdebris/ ). Discusses science, religion, time, space, perception, society... essentially all of existence...in the form of a fictional conversation. ~144 pages. If you've got a couple hours to kill, I'd recommend it. I read it at work yesterday - what can I say, I'm an employee of the Federal Government. Your taxes all paid me to read this, so you may as well get a reference out of it.

Suspected militant communist gun nut. Is it still a group when you're the only one?

Black helicopters intimidate those who fashion hats out of foil. The rest of us should realise that a helicopter of any colour can be equally dangerous. Now who wants to buy me a Jet Ranger and a Diemaco chaingun?

Algonquin, Conestoga, Durham?, Fanshawe...uh...some other crap. Why didn't I just join the combat engineering corps instead??

It's not so much that they can't, as they won't, I think....technophobes. EDIT: Hours-later update - I definately don't remember posting that.

You should flip a table in class even if you're not really pissed off. Because that's pure class. Why is the weather always murderous frozen death when I go out for a drive?

Whiskey. Make friends with vodka and it'll never let you down. Why can't I find a crazy old man selling a nice car for a ridiculously low price?

Smile Empty Soul - This Is War

General electronic stuff, e.g. Astral Projection. For highways, anyway. Rise Against assorted

Depends how you do it. Ruthlessness and creativity are rewarded. Who threw that?